Any Barenaked Ladies is too much Barenaked Ladies. But there's nearly a 100% chance they're on in my neighborhood grocery store, and it makes me want to starve to death.
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Replying to @timstarks
It's been ONE WEEK SINCE YOU WENT TO THE STORE FIVE DAYS SINCE YOU LAST ATE THREE DAYS SINCE YOUR STOMACH LAST GROWLED
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Replying to @timstarks
IF YOU HAD A MILLION DOLLARS, You could hire a lawyer to send a cease and desist
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Replying to @dariustahir
[frantically searches for the online equivalent of a Predator drone]
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Replying to @dariustahir
I'm in it now, in fact! Lemme see if I can send Space Invader-style shooties your way
8:12 PM - 26 Sep 2018
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