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Timothy Simons
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Actor. Doesn't like cocaine but likes songs about cocaine. Maine / Chicago / Los Angeles. Instagram: timothycsimons

Joined January 2009
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    Timothy Simons Verified account ‏@timothycsimons 21 Jan 2015

    It's fucking bullshit that I've never been on Jezebel's tweet beat.

    • Retweets 8
    • Likes 43
    • Emma Carmichael Lisa/Cosima Robin kristina monllos Jack Piper Doone Caroline Pinkman mind your business Kyle Teachman
    2:51 PM - 21 Jan 2015
    8 retweets 43 likes
      1. Erin Gloria Ryan ‏@morninggloria 21 Jan 2015

        . @timothycsimons Careful what you wish for... (she tweeted ominously)

        0 retweets 5 likes
      2. Richard Lawson ‏@rilaws 21 Jan 2015

        @morninggloria @timothycsimons Timothy it worked!!!!

        0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Timothy Simons ‏@timothycsimons 21 Jan 2015

        @rilaws @morninggloria i will not count these twitter chickens until i see them hatched on the virtual pages of jezebel

        0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Erin Gloria Ryan ‏@morninggloria 21 Jan 2015

        . @timothycsimons @rilaws You're going to have so many twitter chickens you're going to wish you never bought those digital eggs.

        0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Timothy Simons ‏@timothycsimons 21 Jan 2015

        @morninggloria @rilaws visualization of jezebel twitter digital eggspic.twitter.com/5COrazxQLi

        0 retweets 3 likes
      6. Erin Gloria Ryan ‏@morninggloria 21 Jan 2015

        @timothycsimons @rilaws accurate.

        0 retweets 2 likes
      7. Richard Lawson ‏@rilaws 21 Jan 2015

        @morninggloria @timothycsimons Eggs. (I just wanted to be part of the joke)

        0 retweets 3 likes
      8. Erin Gloria Ryan ‏@morninggloria 21 Jan 2015

        @rilaws @timothycsimons everybody's really glad you're here, richard.

        0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. GABY DUNN ‏@gabydunn 21 Jan 2015

        @timothycsimons typical man thinking he's got to be part of everything can't we have a safe space

        0 retweets 1 like
      2. Timothy Simons ‏@timothycsimons 21 Jan 2015

        @gabydunn that's reverse sexism you misandrist!

        0 retweets 0 likes
      3. GABY DUNN ‏@gabydunn 21 Jan 2015

        @timothycsimons stop man spreading on the Internet

        0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Timothy Simons ‏@timothycsimons 21 Jan 2015

        @gabydunn did i ever tell you that i know one of the guys in that man spreading NY subway video?

        0 retweets 1 like
      5. GABY DUNN ‏@gabydunn 21 Jan 2015

        @timothycsimons go onnnn

        0 retweets 1 like
      1. Richard Lawson ‏@rilaws 21 Jan 2015

        @timothycsimons I've maybe searched to find myself on there

        0 retweets 1 like
      2. Timothy Simons ‏@timothycsimons 21 Jan 2015

        @rilaws we all have. you are in a safe space here.

        0 retweets 0 likes
    1. Ben Mekler ‏@benmekler 21 Jan 2015

      @timothycsimons #notalltims

      0 retweets 1 like
    2. Jett Rink ‏@jessiekaiser 21 Jan 2015

      @timothycsimons your beauty is just too much for them

      0 retweets 0 likes
    3. Finch ‏@finchlynch 21 Jan 2015 Moorpark, CA

      @timothycsimons try shitting on the floor.

      0 retweets 0 likes
    4. Tess ‏@Tess 21 Jan 2015

      @timothycsimons Count yourself lucky, son.

      0 retweets 0 likes

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