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Tim Kennedy
@TimKennedyMMA
UFC Fighter, Ranger, sniper, and Special Forces Operator. Unapologetically American, New York Times best selling author.
Austin, TXlinktr.ee/timkennedymmaJoined July 2009

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Which response was worse to a Chinese created problem?
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unless you live in one of the border states you can’t imagine the humanitarian crisis that exists here.
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NEW: Dramatic new @TxDPS dashcam video shows two juvenile human smugglers, ages 15 & 12, sending their stolen vehicle airborne as they crash on IH-35 in Frio County. Critically injured migrant & both juvies lived. Both from San Antonio, likely recruited on social media @FoxNews
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On Potential Scenario of “Ukraine Wins”: Ukraine beats Russia even in the minimal sense, but they lose a small amount of territory to Russia like Finland did in 1940. They keep most of their land, and can have their own Government, economy, etc. Ukraine keeps Crimea, maybe.
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Wait… let me get this right. An outspoken socialist is fine with giving to the poor as long as it is at other peoples expense and not his own.
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Stephen and Ayesha Curry oppose multi-family development near their $30M home trib.al/buzJyz0
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This is the first thing in a really really long time that the surgeon general and I agree on.
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US Surgeon General Vivek Murthy says he believes 13 is too young for children to be on social media platforms — kids are still "developing their identity." He wants parents to not let their children use social media until 16-18 years old.
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Let me get this right… It’s totally fine that the UFC controls what a fighter wears on his shorts, whether or not they train with James Kraus, or what they do on their social media, but it’s totally fine for them to train with a terrorist.
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Khamzat Chimaev vs Kadyrov (président tchétchène) 🐺 Je suis mort la simulation, il sait un takedown et sa famille est 6 pieds sous terre 😭
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There were 3 rules: 1. No face or dick shots. 2. Never shoot towards the house. 3. If a little sister gets shot, we are all fucked.
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One million seconds ago was 11 days ago. One billion seconds ago was 1992. One trillion seconds ago was 31,000 B.C Let that sink in. Our current U.S. debt is $31.4 trillion. $31,458,332,247,931 (at the time of this tweet)
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Deeply amused by those telling me I’ve lost their admiration due to the disrespect I show violent, duplicitous rapists. I shall file your lost admiration carefully in the box where I keep my missing fucks.
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Want be prepared for the next global pandemic or disaster? Exercise Eat healthy food Sleep Have real friends & community Turn off your television Help others Limit alcohol No drugs Get chickens and goats Start a family Live a life with values and integrity Get outside
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Could you imagine have Roxanne as your teacher. Sweet, kind, brilliant, funny, goofy, and a total Bas ass.
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I got the job! As an English teacher! Yay #ESL 雇われた!「戦っている英語の教師」が戻ってきた! Mrs. Roman has entered the classroom!
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It is a proclamation as to what type of human they are. They have old-school values. They are good humans that appreciate the outdoors. They know the value of a hard day of work. They know how to provide for their family. They also know how to fish.
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Why are there so many guys holding dead fish on dating apps? Is that supposed to be appealing? Am I supposed to be impressed you know how to fish? I don’t get it. Can someone who understands people please explain?
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The #ATF Brace policy has 3 intents. 1. Tax a very small group of Americans ($200 per gun). 2. Create a rifle registry. 3. Immediately make tens of thousands of law abiding Americans instant criminals.
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