Tim Haines  

@TimHaines

Funemployed. Part-time football team manager. Prev founded Percy, Respondly, & Favstar. Family guy who enjoys 🍦⛷ Ξ.

Wanaka, New Zealand
Joined April 2008

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  1. 23 hours ago
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    Yeah, but I didn’t leak it to NYT. They must have got it through friends of friends. I heard from multiple people at TED that Gates still had half billion short against Tesla, which is why I asked him, so it’s not exactly top secret.

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  2. Apr 20

    Canva is hiring for a variety of technical roles (including Penetration Testing / Red Team)! Aus remote, but we are open to excellent international candidates. Please send me a private message if you are interested (and fit the criteria!) or apply here.

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    Password Managers are the modern age "use sunscreen"

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  4. Apr 19
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  5. Apr 17
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  6. Apr 16

    Zelenskyy: ‘E5’ Putin: ‘Miss. But ship spontaneously caught fire and sank.’

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  7. Apr 16

    even if you don't automatically deploy on merge, you should proceed as if that's exactly what's gonna happen

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  8. Apr 16
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    and people born in 2000 are 22 now. also

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  9. Apr 14

    Is going to be interesting to see how OCE compares to NAW.

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  10. Apr 14

    Played first game of fortnite in 16 months tonight. Some of the old muscle memory is still there. Should get a dub sometime over Easter. 😈

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  11. Apr 13

    Glorious. Imagine being the poor Russian son of a b*tch tasked with Wednesday night Embassy spotlight duty. “No Ivan, left! LEFT!”

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  12. Apr 13

    Do I know anyone who plays ranked competitive matches in CS:GO?

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  13. 4 Nov 2019

    Just so we’re all clear since there’s a lot of disagreement about birth years: Boomer = Anyone older than you that you don’t like Millennial = Anyone younger than you that you don’t like

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  14. Apr 13

    And that snow is gone already. 😢

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  15. 12 Apr 2017

    Queen: can we go now King: we haven't named the fire breathing lizard yet Queen: ugh these things always drag on King: babe how do u do it

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  16. Apr 12

    It’s gonna be a great day.

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  17. Apr 11

    I'm a pinball in 's phone support today. Is horrible. Lost 60 minutes of my life already.

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  18. Apr 11

    First snowfall. Skiing soon?!?

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  19. Apr 11

    In the spirit of "Good artists copy; great artists steal" 🙂: We're glad to offer a full year of at no cost to any org affected by the current Jira outage. DM or email me to get up and running ASAP - kurt@shortcut.com

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