timberwraith  

@timberwraith

Plain wrapper progressive. Queer/trans granola cruncher who thinks nonviolence is radical. Nature-centered spirituality/paganish. she/her 🥀

prairie, lakes, 2 big cities
Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    Dear Humanity, Your mental boxes are a lie. Open your eyes and look past the cardboard...

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  2. I fixed it by scavenging parts from another vacuum cleaner.

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  3. The motor became so lose on its mounts that it started to vibrate wildly, causing a very loud buzzing noise. My coworker didn't realize anything was wrong until the buzzing started. It took a while for the vacuum to get to this point. Good grief.

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  4. My "forensic analysis" of the dead vacuum cleaner: The beater bar bound up because it snagged on knotted up hair causing the belt to heat up over time, melt, and break. A mass of melted belt on the motor shaft cause the motor to vibrate and loosen the motor mount screws.

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    😛 tongue + 🤠 cowboy =

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    4. velj

    sure the reasonable assumption to make is that this is one restaurant that serves menu items from all 3 restaurants, but let me introduce some alternative theories

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  7. I'm beginning to wonder if my coworker's mind is orbiting the planet rather than sharing atmosphere with the rest of us. This isn't the first time something odd like this has happened. There was the time she nearly burned the building down a few years back.

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  8. (So, I don't use the vacuum for months on end.)

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  9. Like, this is completely weird. I don't know, but usually when a person is using a household appliance and it smells like it's on fire, maybe you should stop using it and get someone to fix it? (We share cleaning tasks. I dust the place on my shift. In trade, she vacuums.)

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  10. Coworker: How was I supposed to know something was wrong? Me: The intense smell of burning rubber? Coworker: I didn't know about that. Me: 😣 [thinks to self: "HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THAT THE SMELL OF BURNING RUBBER MEANS SOMETHING IS FUCKING BROKEN?"]

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  11. Coworker: The vacuum is broken. Me: [takes vacuum apart & sees rubber belt, broken into several pieces, shredded into powder, and part of it *MELTED* onto motor shaft & beater bar pulley] Me: Why didn't you notice something wrong long before now? This belt broke a while ago.

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    5. velj

    The only State of the Union moment I recognize

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    20. sij

    The Great Lakes, always. Particularly those places where the woods meet the lake, letting you gaze out at the vast expanse of water from the trees.

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  14. 4. velj

    You know, these worked a heck of a lot better. Just sayin'.

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    4. velj

    The existence of actual conspiracies does not validate any random conspiracy theory. You will rarely go wrong assuming incompetence or Murphy's Law instead of malicious intent, or preferably, making no judgement at all in the absence of information.

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  16. 4. velj

    I'm probably a bad person for saying this, but I'm watching all of the ants scurrying around madly right now and this is my frame of mind: 🤪🍿😏🍿🙄

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    Me enjoying the analysis of the Iowa results so far.

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    4. velj

    Interesting toy! 😿

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  19. 3. velj

    Oh dear. I think I upset a lot of brocialists, manarchists, and their good buddies with this tweet. GOOD. 😘

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    2. velj

    anyone whose school report said they were a “pleasure to teach” now has an anxiety disorder. I don’t make the rules

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    3. velj

    Do I have enough energy to work a real job? No. But do I have an inner drive, passion and resourcefulness that will get me through no matter what? Also no.

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