Tim Turner

@tim2040

Data Protection Consultant. Available for Training, Audits, Consultancy and Related Mischief. Less sweary when working. Not GDPR certified, because no-one is.

Manchester / Anywhere
Joined November 2009

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  1. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    Anyone know of unfurnished flats/houses in Glasgow who'll accept a lovely small dog? Most landlords instantly say no to pets.

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  2. 19 hours ago

    Hello, I am a Data Protection Officer in a movie. What the fuck is happening? Nobody puts a DPO in a movie. This makes no sense. There is literally no reason why this would happen. This meme doesn't always work. Life is meaningless and stupid.

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  4. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    We'll still have food, says a senior Leaver: “We won’t be able to get certain foods like bananas or tomatoes but it’s not like we won’t be able to eat. And we’ll be leaving at a time when British produce is beginning to come into season so it’s the best possible time to leave.”

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  5. Jan 2

    I haven't done this in ages, and it feels good FINES! FINES! FINES! FINES! FINES! FINES! FINES! FINES! FINES! FINES!

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  6. Jan 1

    And it must have been recorded in 2018, so it doesn't even count.

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  7. Jan 1

    Rachel Weisz describing her husband (Daniel Craig) as a scouser is as good as 2019 is going to get.

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    Jan 1

    2019 has barely begun and if I see a better act of trolling I'll be stunned.

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  9. 31 Dec 2018

    I can't be arsed to stay up, so Happy New Year and all that nonsense. It's literally just another day, but I hope you're well and where you want to be. If not, hope you can change things.

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    I’ll give you one chance at honesty. Did you insinuate my wife was a prostitute on the Plymouth Herald comments section?

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  11. 31 Dec 2018
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  12. 30 Dec 2018

    I've blogged about the Home Office's secretive approach to the data of EU citizens

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  13. 30 Dec 2018

    Commissioners usually get a CBE when they finish - I pray that this pattern will be repeated.

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  14. 30 Dec 2018

    She's prosecuting a company to enforce a US citizen's subject access rights while her staff tell people here that they can't enforce subject rights.

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  15. 30 Dec 2018

    She announces fines before they're finished to get publicity.

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  16. 30 Dec 2018

    She screwed up the first enforcement action in the UK and had to do it again.

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  17. 30 Dec 2018

    She tipped off Cambridge Analytica before she raided them.

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  18. 30 Dec 2018

    Elizabeth Denham wrote a glowing endorsement of a book she hadn't read, in which she made untrue claims about the author, shitting on genuine veterans in the process. Credible claims of plagiarism were made against the author, and the book was withdrawn.

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  19. 29 Dec 2018

    If Twitter reacts to your passing the way it has reacted to the passing of Simon Ricketts, you're a good person. I won't go that way; I hope you do. RIP.

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