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    9 Mar 2019

    I wrote my book for the sake of the downtrodden and the marginalised. But if they don’t buy a copy they can go fuck themselves.

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    12-year-old Owen (and his little brother) mixing up a couple of heaters! 📀 Love seeing the youngsters mixing and listening to house music like this. 😁

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    12 Feb 2019
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    16 Jan 2019
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    5 Jan 2019

    This - for those of you who wondered - is exactly what being woken by a three-year old at 5 am is like.

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    11 Dec 2018

    Which utter flaming shit will emerge to lead that pack of utter flaming shits The Tory Party? Will Robot Headmistress prevail? Or Victorian Nazi? Perhaps Bespectacled Dwarf is more to your taste? Or Blonde Dog’s Afterbirth? CHOOSE AND PERISH.

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    5 Sep 2018

    If youre having a bad day, you should definitely open this😂🤦🏼‍♀️

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    5 Sep 2018

    Re-opening in less than a week. Gulp.

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    May dancing is what I imagine death to look like when it comes to my door Horrifying

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    11 Jul 2018

    I just shouted "stop fucking about" at the telly while watching trained athletes at the peak of their game. I am drinking cans in a vest.

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    10 Jul 2018
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    9 Jul 2018

    Not entirely sure why BBC News is currently showing library footage of Boris Johnson holding an iguana but we are where we are

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    I mean we’re all fucked, but this is pretty entertaining.

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    One is tempted to ask what the fucking hell they all said in the room on Friday before they agreed to unite as a Cabinet.

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    9 Jul 2018

    Don't worry everyone, Donald Trump arrives in three days to calm everything down.

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  16. 5 Jul 2018

    . ruining lives, each and every day...

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  17. 27 Jun 2018

    night night to you too...

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  20. 3 Jan 2017

    same abysmal service @PaulMaynardMP

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