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@tictactongue

Writer. Artist. Dreamer. Advice: Guard your dreams and keep them private until they're ready. Then show the world and watch them stand speechless.

Joined May 2009

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  1. 22 Dec 2018

    i sent a link to the video to a friend, and lol, 's face on that thumbnail is hilarious, just grabbing his ankle and giving those moves all he's got to make it all happen back in the early 90s. 😂😂

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  2. 20 Dec 2018

    lol i know it's old, but lol @ bow wow chewing and trying to explain away his fake plane ride.

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  3. 25 Nov 2018

    i just tweeted at kevin bacon that i was watching for the first time, and i included the dancing emoji.. which twitter changed to a *woman* chasséing in a dress!! that's *not* what i wanted to communicate. . .

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  4. 25 Nov 2018

    watching for the first time. . . LOL 😄😄😄

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  5. 23 Nov 2018

    wow. um. that was not a paid advertisement, believe it or not. i.. just got a steal on all those things about a month ago. and a whisk. a really good stainless whisk. >.>

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  6. 23 Nov 2018

    black friday. PFFFT!! i get deals year 'round at Marshall's where i find brand names at discount prices. i got two 10" Calphalon hard anodized non-stick pans for $25 apiece, a stainless with even heat distrobution, & non-stick & stainless saucepans for $20 apiece. all Calphalon.

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  7. 23 Nov 2018
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  8. 21 Nov 2018

    representing Mexico.. offering Michelin-starred chefs MORE international fame than the Michelin stars they have, and challenging them with TACOS. rilly, dewd. 🙄 ..this isn't as good a show as i'd hoped it would be.

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  9. 21 Nov 2018

    lol watching on . who is this host, you ask? is he more than another set of bleached teeth in a suit? no. he's a FOOD COLUMNIST. i can't wait to see the actual guest chef's, but i hope they won't just be happy to be there, and only say "nice" things.

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  10. 29 Oct 2018

    lol @ 's stories about how the fish live and behave in the wild, and at him "letting the pasta know" things he's about to do. lit'rally.

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  11. 17 Oct 2018

    after daniel laughing at worthy contestants on , & how he rejoiced at Ali's meltdown, & even after he discriminated against kate, saying she gets her recipes from women's mags, he actually said, "it was all a joke."

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  12. 11 Sep 2018

    what's inside does matter, but not in a . 😂😂

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  13. 30 Jul 2018

    ok, i'm done with ranting about that. :T

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  14. 30 Jul 2018

    on the Great British Baking Show Masterclass, Mary Berry says the nuts are ready to go in the pan of hot syrup, and paul hollywould makes suggestive faces. what a CLOWN. she's 83!! this sure would make harvey weinstein & louie c.k. proud.

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  15. 30 Jul 2018

    paul hollywood's display of his dirty mind on the Great British Baking Show Masterclass, making suggestive faces when Mary Berry describes a rolling pin, or how stiff & firm a dough is sure would make harvey weinstein & louie c.k. proud.

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  16. 30 Jul 2018

    how could paul hollywood ever deny his public display of his dirty mind on the Great British Baking Show, making suggestive faces when Mary Berry describes the size of a rolling pin, or how stiff and firm a dough is. it's on video, buddy.

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  17. 30 Jul 2018

    watching the Great British Baking Show Masterclass on netflix. no surprise that paul hollywood cheated on his wife. look at how disgusting he is, making suggestive faces when Mary Berry, (an 83yo woman of respect) describes dough as "stiff & firm".

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  18. 19 Jul 2018

    watching . LOL at how the host hardly gets any hugs at the end of shows. people are wondering what he's still doing there. judges create & judge creativity. the contestants create & get judged. what does the host do? TALK & EAT. .

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  19. 16 Jul 2018

    is a *competition* show, where it's so sad to see shop owners making amateur mistakes. it's not the place to make mistakes viewers make. but they are killing their chances with mistakes like non-room temp ingredients, and not cooling their cakes???

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  20. 16 Jul 2018

    one idea i heard that i wish i saw more in the show is taking a tablespoon of your batter and microwaving it to get an idea of the flavor. one person said it, and then no one else seems to know about it. but they own cake shops??.

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