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['Int','Float'].map(t=>'parse'+t).map(n=>[window[n],n]).map(([f,n])=>Math[n]=window[n]=(s,r)=>f(s.replace(/
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a frightening number of people seem to be unable to detect that this was a goof
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Here's a little babel plugin to fix that, for the giggles: http://astexplorer.net/#/gist/cee34dd1dbe83b763c6898300d895e4a/d7048db2bbfdd95124e89cca61acaa5b5cb3dd8a …
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rad! I’ve been meaning to learn how to (ab)use Babel plugins for a while
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I've only dabbled a bit. But the REPL makes it really easy to see what you're doing and explore the AST. Hoping to do something useful next.
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neat, a bit of fiddling later and it works on the window, global and Math versions of parseInt and parseFloat! https://astexplorer.net/#/gist/e2e72008c2be7cc355dfe36527391f1b/20e373a1efc41497f2e97e52f3711765200a5932 …
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I mean I did build postcss-stronk, so maybe
@gidztech’s Babel plugin idea isn’t too far fetched…
https://astexplorer.net/#/gist/e2e72008c2be7cc355dfe36527391f1b/20e373a1efc41497f2e97e52f3711765200a5932 …
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so what is the correct behaviour here? the 100 character symbolises the integer "100" but character code (u+1f4af) is 128175 as integer...
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the correct behaviour is this behaviour; this is a joke
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yes, I understood that. I was perpetuating the humorous overtones with suggested behaviour alterations.
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in that case, here’s my proposal: https://twitter.com/ticky/status/883046326585262080 …
rad polyfill © me ['Int','Float'].map(t=>'parse'+t).map(n=>[window[n],n]).map(([f,n])=>Math[n]=window[n]=(s,r)=>f(s.replace(//g,'100'),r)) -
excellent! that deserves being made into an NPM package, depended upon by the universe, then you need to unpublish it to watch Rome burn :-D
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I guess my polyfill should handle this! Haha
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here’s my proposed polyfill:https://twitter.com/ticky/status/883046326585262080 …
rad polyfill © me ['Int','Float'].map(t=>'parse'+t).map(n=>[window[n],n]).map(([f,n])=>Math[n]=window[n]=(s,r)=>f(s.replace(//g,'100'),r))Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
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No radix???
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