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Brandon K. Hines
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TV Writer (Reef Break, Harlem, Fellow Travelers). Reps: Rain Management & Gersh. Recovering Script Coordinator. 🥴😅 #BlackLivesMatter 🏳️‍🌈 he/him
WriterBrooklyn, NYJoined April 2009

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Bc that car is UGGGGGGLY. That color is giving — Uncle in his 70s, with Crown Royal tucked behind the passenger’ seat.
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Alicia Keys doesn't like the $500K Mercedes Maybach designed by Virgil. Her husband Swizz Beats bought it for her. She acted surprised but left the car at the dealership & never picked it up.
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And y’all keep saying “Chris has changed.” 👀🙄
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Chris Brown and Usher got into a heated argument that apparently turned violent at Chris' birthday party, TMZ confirms. Usher reportedly tried to intervene after Chris started yelling at Teyana Taylor for not wanting to talk to him. Later, Usher came back with a bloody nose.
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While a tow truck driver hauling a prop vehicle to the set of the TV show ‘Billions’ idled in the street in Brooklyn on Thursday morning, blocked from entering a production parking lot, a WGA union representative told police officers at the scene that striking writers had the… Show more
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Say what?! 👀🫢
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Desiigner is being charged with indecent exposure. Desiigner allegedly masturbated in front of flight attendants mid-flight. The FBI affidavit says a jar of Vaseline dropped into the aisle as he was getting up to switch seats.
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I married a whole thrill seeker cause she be excited to do wild sh*t! case in point I allowed her to puppy eye me into zip lining in Vegas yesterday, I’m terrified of heights, but that’s my baby so I did it …. It was allergies!
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i keep saying this but this is one of the most important parts, the lower levels are where diversity lives and right now they're suffering the absolute most
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“I know many incredible writers who have been forced out of the business simply because they couldn’t make rent anymore. And, anecdotally, writers of underrepresented identities are disproportionately affected by these changes.”
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I love how quick we're talking about J. Majors being recast in the Marvel univerise... but what y'all doing about Ezra Miller?
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Finally catching up on The Mandalorian. Baby Yoda waving to Kween Lizzo is the dopamine boost I needed today. 🥰🥹
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