Here we go! First episode of Hypnic Jerk is up now: a journey through the wild and banal 'content' scene, featuring a highly illuminating discussion with
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Our pints correspondent, is live on the ground in Poundbury for the Coronation celebrations — the atmosphere is ecstatic
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I'm the guy from your girlfriend's halls, posting Soul Clap remixes on her wall and asking her if she's going to Unknown festival this year.
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JUST IN: George Soros to buy Vice Media for $400m in partnership with Fortress - WSJ
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youtube.com/watch?v=bN3yUY Gary Barlow's lockdown duets...welcome to the After Party Mood Decimator canon
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Replying to all my mates posting Napoli celebrations at Bar Italia with ‘Coventry get promoted or something?’
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The story I heard about Karl Lagerfeld is that in his later years, he had a terrible flatulence issue, and used to a deploy a loud cough/stamp combo to disguise his guffs.
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Can see Garnacho quietly slinking off in a few years, unsuccessful loan to Milan, before having a purple patch at Real Betis, getting a move to Will Still's Aston Villa, then onto Udinese, then to Watford...
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football-espana.net/2023/05/01/i-g Some amazing things going on here (thanks to for blasting it onto my timeline)
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twitter.com/footballespana Rocking that 'sadistic state trooper' look
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After a promising start to his career as a coach with youth sides, Victor Valdes is off the radar.
Last at UA Horta, a turbulent spell which saw him go through 12 goalkeepers in six months has seen him disappear with his current status unknown - he has uninstalled his Whatsapp.
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youtube.com/watch?v=LP6YSp An entire playlist of after party mood decimators
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Break Dancing will be featured in the next Summer Olympics. Hip Hop has NO limits.. BBoys and Girls start younger and younger. Extreme skill! RESPECT 👊🏽
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What i'm also saying is that Hakim Ziyech for 40 mil could be a fine signing for the boys in white.
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I mean United have Liverpool and City as non-negotiables, but they're in a bit of a world of their own. Tottenham could probably improve themselves by relaxing a bit on these fronts.
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The thing about Tottenham is that they have too many rivals. Won't do business with Arsenal, fine. Won't do business with Chelsea either though. And West Ham is a bit touchy. Means you've got six derbies every season, makes the fans a bit tetchy - and less transfer possibilities.
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Not sure doing it in the UK works. You need like a golden circle of ketty third-tier influencers whose dads are barred from entering the US.
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My most contrarian music take is that business techno is actually quite sick. Would love to go see Nina Kraviz in a basketball stadium in Rimini, or Solomun destroying a UNESCO World Heritage site.
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twitter.com/The_Fence_Mag/ Plenty of juice in this one.
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This is the cover story of Issue 15, in which @thugclive digs into the London fashion world. This is a piece that no other publication would run…
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Love actors, but it's long been a profession dominated by weirdos, ego cases, wayward bluebloods, reprobates, normies and stage school kids. Trying to make them out as 'ur socialist bf' or whatever is very futile.
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Try not to worry about actors so much. They're usually not very cool and projecting your worldviews onto them is only going to end badly.
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twitter.com/ezekielbrainy/ Real Uncut Gems vibe
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Lionel Messi wants to return to Barcelona but they need to raise £88m through player sales and activate another 'economic lever' in order to re-sign the 35-year-old.
(Source: Daily Mail)
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Reminds me of Ancelotti’s Chelsea, that massive wave of attacking players hitting you
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Love how aggressive Newcastle are at their best. Absolute nightmare for an off-form team.
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twitter.com/FilmUpdates/st Read this as David Starkey
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Daniel Craig plays an outcast American expat who lives in Mexico, and Drew Starkey stars as a younger man with whom he becomes madly infatuated, in Luca Guadagnino’s next film ‘QUEER.’
Filming begins this month in Italy.
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Somewhere in London there’s a young stockbroker wondering why all these smirking lads taking photos of his perfectly nice salmon pink slacks and wingtips
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ISSUE 15
With fiction from @LukeKennard, features from @thugclive, @rosielanners, @JoshMcloughlin, @jadeAfitton & @asadraza77, shorts from @Madz_Grant, @scriblerian, @CasparSalmon, illos from @DHBJones, @JohnBroadley1 & cover by @NatalyaLobanova
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One of the most uncertain results I can remember. Dropping points at home to the worst team in the league, and ending on a moment of buoyancy? What does it mean? Box office stuff
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I think this season ends about as mental as it can possibly be. Put your rent on a draw on Wednesday. Chelsea getting dragged into it. Six screen super Sunday.
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