lol now they're called VERIFIED views. he wants the advertisers to come back so bad
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Jason Thorpe (@thorpej@mastodon.sdf.org)
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Nerd. Aspiring Unix grey-beard. Bicycle nut. Obsolete technology aficionado. Proud lib snowflake. I like to make stuff, especially Manhattans. he/him.
San Francisco, CAJoined March 2009
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WAY easier to fit in a bottle cage!
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We need a meme of a panicked Dan Quayle digging through boxes in his garage.
Lol convicted Oath Keepers gonna have give up their guns, yah?
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me: we should go to this coffee shop! they are a nonprofit that only employs homeless youth!
my wife: they’re all homeless? they should pay them more
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Dear San Francisco musical theater scene: Please someone do another production of Hedwig and the Angry Inch. KTHXBAI
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Boy howdy, once you've gotten used to the nice addressing modes of 6809, everything else feels so primitive and cumbersome. I'm looking at you, Z80.
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Is Twitter just randomly moving buttons now?
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Rain’s back!
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Robert E. Lee was a seditious scumbag, his birthday shouldn't be celebrated or noticed except for the hanging of his effigy. The Confederacy was an abomination of sedition and racism with no redeeming qualities. This isn't a TED talk, go fuck yourselves.
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Confederates were traitors who took up arms against the United States. Their names aren't even worthy of adorning our toilet paper.
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Robert E. Lee's name shouldn't be anywhere in the public square. Not the 15 elementary schools currently named after him. Not the hundreds of streets. Strip his name everywhere. He was a white supremacist and incompetent coward. There is nothing worthy of honor in his legacy.
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My “buy toothpaste when I travel” hobby is getting a little extreme.
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This has to be my favorite Unix man page caveat ever:
There is no conversion specification for the phase of the moon.
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Embarcadero & Howard 1938,1960, today.
Then & Then & Now
One of my favorite spots in the city, in this case you can’t say the now isn’t best. #sfhistory #bikeride #SanFrancisco
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Here comes our next storm. Expect showers to return this afternoon and continue through Monday morning. Wouldn't be surprised if we get woken up by a thunderstorm early Monday between midnight-4am as a round of heavy rain moves through. Flood Watch is still in effect.
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The reason the MAGAs don't wanna give up their gas stoves is because it's incredibly difficult to cook meth in a microwave.
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IT’S LIVE, BABY!
My inaugural post and recipe for my new food page, I Didn't Hate That, is now up and ready to go. I would love it if you’d be able to take a look, and if you enjoy it, please feel free to comment and share! Stoked to hear what you think.
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Watch me make a fun lil makeup brush bag using leftover fabric scraps
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#DEVELOPING Severe flooding in the Salinas Valley. The storm has caused the Salinas River to overflow it’s banks and cause several levee breaks along the river flooding farmland. nbcbayarea.com/weather/salina
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Scary news coming out of Monterey County. The Salinas River is expecting to flood affecting many communities. It’s possible that the entire Monterey Peninsula could become an island for some unknown days.
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Olema/Bolinas Rd starting to flood by the Y. Be careful out there. (Thx CDS)
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100% agree. 🔥 For ex: Uber's growth has never been a sign of economic strength or urban innovation; it has always been a sign of urban weakness, desperation, and low expectations. Decades of urban austerity & constrained political choices have trained us to expect little.
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The latest @techwontsaveus with @roseveleth is great, but this clip is razor sharp. We have all been trained to have low expectations for what technology and its creators can do for us. This doesn’t just make our tech shit; it makes our future bleak.
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Weirdest days in SF weather history:
- The orange day (2020)
- The day it reached 106F (2017)
- Whatever this is
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The storm was so bad it took out the Tuesday noon siren for good
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Has anyone been to Muir Woods, Steep Ravine, or any of the other redwood groves lately to see what they look like with all this rain?
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That’s a fucking legit storm out there right now. Holy cow.
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🚨🚧 We’re preparing for an emergency closure of the N/B # 2 lane on Hwy 1 s/of River Street due to removal of this log jam at the freeway over-crossing, as the San Lorenzo River continues to rise.
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The weather has inspired me to have Stilton on toast for my breakfast today. #rain
I will make dinner now.
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