will fleming

@thorisalaptop

I mash keyboards

New York, NY
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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Today I learned that the shade of white they use to paint the Guggenheim is quite literally named Frank Lloyd White.

    11 replies 33 retweets 190 likes
  2. Jun 5

    And my axe! … are we still doing that?

    Also how I feel
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  3. Retweeted
    May 31

    wrote a quick thing for on how all statues are stupid but this one statue is particularly stupid

    9 replies 21 retweets 95 likes
  4. Retweeted
    May 29

    still my favourite quote ever

    73 replies 2,782 retweets 9,920 likes
  5. May 30

    One of my favorite writers tearing down my least favorite person? Sign me up.

    It's a personal policy not to read pieces about Trump; but also to read everything by Solnit in . Worth it:
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  6. May 21

    This is almost Trumpian. Windows: we have a great new feature for you! Me: What is it? W: It's specatular! Some say it's the best ever!

    1 reply 1 like
  7. May 20

    I thought this was a joke. It's not a joke.

    BREAKING: Cloud Computing has crossed the finish line first in the Preakness Stakes.
    1 retweet 2 likes
  8. Retweeted
    May 19

    To the tune of "I am the very model of a modern major general"

    Here’s every Trump-Russia investigation happening now:
    8 replies 74 retweets 178 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 19

    Thread

    Replying to @searls
    1.) PWAs/Electron are shortcuts that favor development ease/productivity over user experience (speed/RAM, a11y, UI idioms, OS integration)
    2 retweets 1 like
  10. Retweeted
    May 18

    One of those pieces that sneaks up on you and by the end you're ugly-laughing in your office (h/t )

    4 replies 8 retweets 15 likes
  11. May 18

    Siblings.

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  12. May 18

    Also I think I missed the part of the Bible where Paradise encourages violent assault on people you disagree with politically.

    I don't think Roger and his enemies are going to the same place in the next life.
    2 replies 1 like
  13. Retweeted
    May 12

    the most accurate gif/scene for our times

    1 retweet 2 likes
  14. May 11

    That thing where your site doesn't load because a third party font company's tracking CSS is broken.

  15. May 10

    Metal Gear Solid is basically a soap opera with extra giant robots.

    1 reply 1 like
  16. Retweeted
    May 9

    frankenstein reads as santa's origin story in a way

    3 retweets 10 likes
  17. May 3

    Somebody moved my motorcycle, but I was going to move it anyway for alternate side parking, so I don't know if I'm mad or not.

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  18. Retweeted
    Apr 27

    An engineer just suggested an RFC for HTTP response HTTP 299 Disappointed: The server has accepted your request but thinks you can do better

    74 replies 4,793 retweets 6,674 likes
  19. Apr 27

    I'm getting strong Monty Python vibes from some of the new King Arthur posters.

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  20. Retweeted
    Apr 26

    In case you want to share your X-Files fan fiction with DHS... 1-855-48-VOICE

    Trumps’ “VOICE” Hotline set up for people to report on crime from illegal aliens was reportedly overloaded with calls about space aliens
    59 replies 2,369 retweets 3,478 likes

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