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  1. Retweeted
    27 Dec 2018

    My friend works for the government and just told me: “I’m furloughed. I’ve been deemed insignificant because the government is fighting over how literally they should interpret a metaphor.”

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  2. 20 Dec 2018

    Trump right now reminds me of when I’ve taken a day off to “get stuff done” around the house and had way too much coffee to focus on any one thing effectively, except instead of old clothes, books and magazines it’s war, economies, and human rights.

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  3. 19 Dec 2018

    Doolittle and Bleach. My 7th grade art teacher dubbed me copies on tape.

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    13 Dec 2018

    watching BACK TO THE FUTURE for the first time as an adult and let me just say that i love ever single one of Christopher Lloyd’s acting choices

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  5. 12 Dec 2018
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  6. 7 Dec 2018

    Trump confirms he will nominate Heather Nauert as U.N. ambassador. Tomi “Caravan of Diseases” Lahren shortlisted for CDC head.

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  7. 3 Dec 2018

    Anybody else get a Marcus Bachmann vibe about Matt Schlapp?

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  8. 28 Nov 2018

    He’s like Judge Smails kicking a golf ball to get a better lie.

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  9. 27 Nov 2018

    Bruce Poliquin's statement about the election makes him sound like Sam Waterston selling Old Glory robot insurance.

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    26 Nov 2018

    To be fair, you've only been in a position to do something about this for 22 years.

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  11. Retweeted
    19 Nov 2018

    HAHAHAHA. YOU GOTTA RESPECT THEIR COMMITMENT TO THE BIT!

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  12. Retweeted
    15 Nov 2018

    People in San Francisco wearing Airpods with smoke masks while riding electric skateboards / hoverboards is some heavy Ridley Scott dystopian shit.

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  13. 15 Nov 2018

    Really interesting take on the challenge to NP here. "Do the Dems Need Nancy Pelosi?" via

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  14. 14 Nov 2018

    Stan Lee was legit one of my first real-life heroes. Also I love my library.

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  15. 12 Nov 2018

    “We’re Syracuse and we got a Dome and you don’t.” How great is Dino?

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  16. Retweeted
    9 Nov 2018

    The GOP, the current institutional apparatus, is really a sickness in the body politic. They are angry that she is not claiming evidence of fraud and election stealing without any evidence.

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  17. 9 Nov 2018

    Sounds like you would support Medicare for all, then. Efficient, cost effective way to expand the availability of health insurance. Why should health insurance be tied to employment anyway?

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  18. 8 Nov 2018

    A 1965 Novel About an Unhinged President Is Being Rereleased

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    People should not have done what they did at Tucker Carlson's house. However... I wrote something critical once about the calamitous CNN show hosted by TC and Bill Press. TC then shared my private e-mail with what passed for his audience. I, and my family, got death threats.

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  20. 7 Nov 2018

    So the incoming AG is on record as saying Marbury v Madison is one of the worst SC decisions. That’s literally the first case they teach you in Constitutional Law in your first year of law school. It’s been cited almost 300 by the Supreme Court since.

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