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@ThomasAwful

I write stuff for money and sometimes for love. bylines at: GQ, Vice, Complex, the Ringer, the New Yorker, the Classical, Xanga, Livejournal, Medium, Geocities

Baltimore, MD
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Joined December 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 7

    Hey guys, I don't often write about my personal problems, but please read my ode to the weird British french-fry sandwich: the chip butty

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  2. 5 hours ago

    yooo

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  3. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    “Y’all got no clue. No clue. That tells you about this team that nothing came out,” David West said

    Warriors forward David West says there was a lot going on behind the scenes that people will be shocked about when it comes out.
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  4. 6 hours ago

    IMHO

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  5. 7 hours ago

    Steph back there mumbling about the winter of discontent

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  6. 8 hours ago

    Swaggy P. Champion.

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  7. 14 hours ago

    oh dang Manafort is OBSTRUCTING? Shit just got real. This makes it all worthwhile.

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  8. 14 hours ago

    Two people on a date: Guy: "So are you afraid of water in general or just like...pools...?" Girl: "I'm not AFRAID of water."

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  9. 14 hours ago

    To keep the mood uncertain I might start humming a deep-cut Matchbook 20 song.

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  10. 14 hours ago

    Every time I accomplish something in public I demonstrably crack my knuckles and do a very light strut.

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    20 hours ago

    Once more: Anthony Bourdain on Henry Kissinger

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  12. 15 hours ago

    Burning bridges is interesting. So many ways to do it. You can burn bridges like a chess master or a bare-knuckle boxer. Style is important. Reveals what kind of asshole you are.

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  13. 16 hours ago

    People, utilizing their free will and under no coercion, voluntarily log on and not only embarrass themselves and freely set fire to their social capital, but also feel the need to disfigure their very souls for everyone to see in real time. I can't believe this website is free!

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  14. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    We're devastated by the death of Anthony Bourdain, one of our friends and heroes. In his memory, we're running a series of essays about the ways he changed our lives.

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    22 hours ago

    Bourdain on Palestine: It’s a measure I guess of how twisted and shallow our depiction of a people is that these images come as a shock to so many. The world has visited many terrible things on the Palestinian people, none more shameful than robbing them of their basic humanity.

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  16. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    Oh, the crap you will read about your preferred team!

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  17. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    Have the Warriors ruined the NBA? Not yet, but that's the goal

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  19. Jun 7

    Sorry, finally settled on a title for my memoir.

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  20. Jun 7

    All my jacket's smell like my cat's ass

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  21. Jun 7

    When you are just a fucking dinosaur

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