James Coker

@ThisJamesCoker

writer/actor. ucb. one half of comedy duo coker & stratton. la/sf by way of dallas. he/him.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    21 Mar 2019

    MasterClass for Instagram Comedy from Coker & Stratton () full video here:

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  2. 13 hours ago

    I'm going to miss this place.

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  3. 13 hours ago

    The first stage time I got was wrestling . We were 80s ski bullies w/ roller skates & ski poles. One night we skated through the green room as a very confused Sam Rockwell & Justin Long looked on. Ben Schwartz turned to them & said, "Relax. It's a comedy theater."

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  4. Apr 20

    Today is 4/20 and you know what that means: I am getting HIGH AF (taking one of my dog’s cbd treats).

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  5. Apr 18

    Last night I had a dream that Lionel Richie was continuing to have concerts during the pandemic because he considered himself an essential business.

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  6. Apr 18

    Attn : Fuddruckers is trending.

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  7. Apr 18

    31 Flavors for 13 original colonies.

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  8. Apr 17

    Dan Brown

    My husband named the wrong person as the author of Jane Eyre, but before I decide whether to divorce him, who’s the WORST person he could have named as the author of Jane Eyre?
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    Apr 17

    LIBERATE SHINRA, and save your great city. Midgar is under siege by AVALANCHE!

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  10. Apr 17

    Oh man this is very funny

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    There’s no better feeling than the mutual hatred of a coworker.
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  11. Apr 16

    INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT My wife, JENNIE, and I are sitting at the kitchen table. Jennie is playing music from her laptop, which is connected to a Bluetooth Speaker. Me: Is it cool if I take over the UE Boom? My Wife: Sure. Me: *Opens Spotify, puts on The HampsterDance Song*

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  12. Apr 16

    If you are going to drive through a desolate city during this pandemic where there are few cars and almost no people, I do not recommend listening to Philip Glass.

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  13. Apr 16

    If I didn't know any better I would assume had a dad who owned a dealership.

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  14. Apr 16

    The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was inventing a weighted blanket that isn’t big enough for a couple to share.

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  15. Apr 15

    The show we pitched was about slicing sand cakes and they said they already had too much content that was similar to that idea.

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  16. Apr 15

    I actually pitched a show to the sand cake app. It went well and they really liked it but they ultimately passed.

    BREAKING - Quibi tumbled out of US iPhone Top 60 and is trails an app that simulates cutting colored cakes of sand so you can hear the rustling sound which eases the sheer pain of existing.
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  17. Retweeted
    Apr 15

    It’s cool they made wine bottles the exact perfect size for one person to have before they start cooking dinner.

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  18. Apr 15

    Dennis Miller is trending and got the best impression in the game, cha-chas.

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  19. Apr 15

    A+ content

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    Rocky IV (1985)
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  20. Apr 14

    Disgraced Former WWE commentator in an informercial for ExtenZe natural male enhancement

    What does this guy to for a living? Wrong answers only.
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  21. Apr 13

    I guess this is as good time as any to admit that one time, my dad and I walked into a Chico’s thinking it was a Mexican restaurant.

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