christopher peak

@thisischrispeak

world's most thoughtful lover™ // sometimes // 78.2 billion vine loops // open dm

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Joined April 2011

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  1. btw... there are copious life lessons in that true life episode. Watch it again. You know. YOU KNOW

  2. If anyone knows Tommy from MTV True Life "I Have a Summer Share," lmk. Interviewing him would be an easy Pulitzer.

  3. Retweeted

    Great, great read “Trump, Islam, and the “Hitler-Adjacent” Problem” by

  4. Ah-Ha's "Take on Me" just came on the radio and immediately production went down the toilet.

  5. Friend texted me they had a nightmare that they called me, went to vm & my phone said I didnt accept calls. I said, sounds like real life

  6. Retweeted

    showed this picture to and she almost cried :)

  7. Retweeted

    Can't be expected to keep up with days of the week when you're PermaVacationing.

  8. Rather than communicating w/ people, Im finding myself more & more going to the GIF keyboard, searching, and then holding up my phone screen

  9. The longest serving speaker of the house in history is a child molester.

  10. One of the perks in being remote is that you can wear the same thing for three days but really its only once irl.

  11. sry to lesbian turkeys.

  12. Mitch McConnell is a spitting image of a lesbian turkey.

  13. The only DMs I slide into are discount mattresses.

  14. Retweeted

    it's a sweet potato burrito! jk it's just a sweet potato

  15. Basically, I like anyone who returns my email.

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