Here's a clip from my first ever TV taping last year, where I talk about the varying degrees of 'White Lies'
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After a bogus trial, Amal was just convicted to death by stoning for adultery. With a massive global outcry we can help save her life, and help halt the rollback of women’s rights in Sudan. Sign & RT:
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BREAKING: Average home price in #Toronto is $1.4 mill. Mortgages are taking 64% of income and the young need an income of $265,664to afford to buy one. Rent average is $2,257 for a one bedroom. Answers?
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Just got knocked of my bike by this very entitled man in the middle of the intersection of High Park Ave and Bloor St. I’m really tired of being harassed as a cyclist in Toronto. Waiting for the cops.
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So long.
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Gonna bring plan b to dinner parties instead of wine now
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comedy reviews now are like “this cut me to my goddamn core. i’ve never experienced such an intense & accurate depiction of post traumatic stress disorder. this show reminds me of the way my grandfather used to yell during his night terrors (he was a veteran). a hilarious romp!”
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i don’t have an inner child. i was a trusted advisor to multiple adults by age 5.
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i’m sanding away the sides of the gloryhole to hug you goodbye
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Saturday April 16th! Share some laughs with vet plus fellow Just-For-Laughians , Burbank Comedy Festival alum , Zoofest fave and more! 8pm & 10:30, $17.50, info/tix: comedynest.com
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Last night was a blast. Can't wait for BOTH SHOWS tonight.
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Friday April 15th! Two chances to catch @justforlaughs vet @thischristophe plus guests @saysthingsfunny @Rodney_Ramsey @thelucygervais @DarrenHenwood @wallygoodtimes and more! 8pm & 10:30, $15/$10st info/tix: comedynest.com
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Really excited about this week at the . If you live or have friends in Montréal, I'll be talking about my life, in joke form, for five shows this week!
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This Thursday to Saturday (April 14-16) catch @justforlaughs vet @thischristophe plus great guests including Burbank Comedy Festival alum @saysthingsfunny (Friday/Saturday), JFL Zoofest fave @PaulBcomedy (Thursday) and more TBA! Info/tix: comedynest.com
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starting a support group for those few of us who haven't caught COVID-19 in my tiny, un-ventilated garage.
Tickets now on sale for vet April 14-16 plus opening acts and MCs every show! Info/tix: comedynest.com/shows/
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I personally think anything should be on the table in comedy except for rich chicks going bald
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That was the biggest hit Will Smith has been involved in since the 90s
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Assault is terrifying. And just about everyone at that theater acting like nothing happened is terrifying. What a terrible show.
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Tonight’s Oscars proved that Hollywood is alive and well, still doing what it does best: protecting and celebrating disgusting behavior! 🎥🎉
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This Tuesday! Bring a hot date or your bestie to the very sexy Your Place or Mine comedy show at ! Ft: @JohnnyMostyn tix: comedybar.ca/shows/your-pla
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my pronouns are there/there because I need to be comforted, thanks
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I've been planning this tour since before COVID. Get your tickets now so I don't have a panic attack. New Dates Added in London at Soho Theatre, Portsmouth, Winchester, Sheffield, Great Torrington, Carlisle, Stockton, Hawick, Edinburgh, Norwich, Northampton and Southend
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A hilarious night of comedy curated by Stand-up Stitches! With sets by @keeshabrownie, @thischristophe, Zabrina Douglas, @patrickhaye, and @standupali.
Upcoming comedy #AtTheRose: @comicjaymartin November 25! TICKETS: bit.ly/jaymartin
#ThisIsBrampton sponsor: @algomau
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Famous comedian beefs are boring. Give me two open mic-ers in a small town who hate each other any day
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S/O to for this Article for STAND-UP STITCHES COMEDY SHOW IN BRAMPTON. This Weekend W/ special guests & Headliner THIS SAT. OCT 30TH.
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To infinity AND beyond? In this economy?
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S/O to @totimesnews for this Article for STAND-UP STITCHES COMEDY SHOW IN BRAMPTON. This Weekend W/@thefunnyRN @patrickhaye @thischristophe special guests & Headliner @StandUpAli THIS SAT. OCT 30TH.
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Doug Ford - who dropped out of high school to live off his dad's millions & currently takes 3 month vacations on taxpayer money - warning about "lazy immigrants" is reaching levels of hypocrisy previously thought impossible
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The stars are aligning at for THE PRO SHOW!
The city's best and brightest take the stage at 930 and we think YOU should be there!
Seating is limited so act fast!
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** ALL booking inquiries must be sent to info@icebreakerscomedy.com **
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I give thanks 24/7 But today is special. I couldn't be more thankful for the NEXT StandUp Stitches Comedy, with a Live Audience Saturday. OCTOBER 30th 8pm
tickets.brampton.ca/Online/mapSele Headliner featuring &
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Welcome back to another season of 'Canada's Horniest Machines'
innocence is only truly lost when you start to give a shit about 'fall colours'
Ontario’s minimum wage goes up today from $14.25 to $14.35. Yep, 10 cents. If had not taken away $15 in 2019, the min wage would have been $15.75 TODAY. That’s $1.40 less per hour for hundreds of thousands of workers.I call that #wagetheft #Justice4Workers #onpoli
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Big day!! My new comedy album is out on all platforms! Give it a little listen if you are so inclined.
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Weeding Cakes are so on trend 😉 I’ll save a piece for you!
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Congrats to one my favourite comedian friends @Kathleen_McGee on her wedding, and also to the fact she will have the 1st wedding cake to ever actually be eaten.
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Give me liberty AND give me death
- antivaxxers
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my daughter is allowed to have her own views, and those views are AWESOME
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Toni Braxton really had me ready to leave my husband in elementary school
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Don’t argue with me about gravity, just float on by please
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