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Throw the Damned Ball, LXII: If you run better than you pass, you are a bad football team. A 50th percentile passing offence = 90th percentile rushing offence. The greatest rushing attack of the last 20 years is equal to a 70th percentile passing offence.
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On the bright side, now Bruce Willis can watch The Sixth Sense as many times as he wants without knowing the twist!
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hey sorry i was weird last night i don't know what's wrong with me and i never have and i never will
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You’re in her dms im in the crawlspace of her childhood home
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I’m doing a special offer where you can fool me once, and the shame will go directly to me
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in 2004 my cousin shot an alien 2 death in the forest & we didnt say anything bc he was poaching & we ate all the alien meat & we turned the alien's hide into a little throw blanket. there is no proof of this bc in 2011 grandma fell asleep while smoking & destroyed the alien skin
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Damn. Bodied us.
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Wow! This Woman Just Spent 40 Minutes Investigating a Twitter Beef Even Though She Has but One Life on God’s Green Earth: ow.ly/2bpy50FpXdF
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I actually think weed smoking should be an Olympic competition
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Shrek begins to cry, realizing the weight of his mistake.
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Rush Limbaugh has died doing the cinnamon challenge. He was 70
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The depths of my self loathing
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What could you talk about for 30 minutes with no preparation?
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I'm choking up
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Here is the latest news on my husband's progress and our campaign. We've made it past the 50% mortality rate in the first 30-days so we're celebrating this tiny victory.
There's still so much that we need.
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*takes massive hit out of resonated pipe with mids
Man weed just really calms me down I was about to kIll myself earlier
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I’m a jack off all trades
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I cannot live without coffee, one time I stopped drinking coffee for a year and I don't remember that year.
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Every time you feel like giving up..
- Don’t
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Goth kid outside 711: spare some change
Me: yeah uh what are u antifa or something else gay (I trip /drop a mickeys and it shatters) Like I give a fuck lol. I got this with a credit card the air force gave my dad. Later retard
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Men will not be able to afford several hundred dollars a month for therapy instead of go to therapy
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This always bothered me
I did Cocaine for 20 years top grade I quit on the spot no problem but Twitter I can’t quit this shyit f...n amazing !!
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