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Nov 15, 2021

this account is a bot that generates headlines for hypothetical columns, op-eds, substack posts, etc. it is meant as a satire of the opinion industrial complex.

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Feb 9

This bot is being sunsetted.

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Feb 9

Hey twitter, I have a bot announcement. I've decided to sunset almost all my twitter bots.

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Feb 9

On Bernie Bros And Why It Matters

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Feb 9

What Biden Doesn't Get On The War On Drugs

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Feb 9

The Politics Of Infidelity

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Feb 9

Deep Learning And The Nature Of Our Beliefs

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Feb 8

The Tragedy Of Cowboys

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Feb 8

GMOs Isn't Evil. Neither Is Fact Checking. It's Time To Stand Up To Youths.

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Feb 8

What We Lose When We Lose Capes

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Feb 8

GMOs And The Decline Of Democracy

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Feb 7

For Dignity To Stay, Selfies Must Go

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Feb 7

The Real Reason They Hate Abortion Rights

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Feb 7

The Red-Pilling Of Canon Lesbians

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Feb 6

Should Public Schools Ban Twitter's War On Conservative Media?

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Feb 6

The Queering Of Student Loans

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Feb 6

My Record On Vaporwave

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Feb 6

HAARP Antenna Array Is A Big Mistake

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Feb 5

For The Love Of God Can We Stop Talking About The Word "Cyber"?

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Feb 5

Modding Is Good, Actually

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Feb 5

Why We Should Politicize Cold-Pressed Juice

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Feb 5

Quinoa Has Fallen

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Feb 4

On North Korea And Why It Matters

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Feb 4

Why Won't The Woke Mob Admit That Schools Teach Vaporwave?

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Feb 4

The Tragedy Of Regulation

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Feb 3

The Cheap & Easy Sanctimony Of Eggplant Emoji

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Feb 3

America Needs More Soylent

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Feb 3

The Future Of Elf on a Shelf

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Feb 2

Studying The True Face Of Blockchain

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Feb 2

The Case Against Reagan

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Feb 2

The Cheap & Easy Sanctimony Of Mary Sues

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Feb 2

The Internet Isn't Done With Celebrity Twitter Users

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Feb 1

Killing Crop Tops Means Hurting Antifas

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Feb 1

Why Won't The Democratic Party Debate Irony?

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Feb 1

Suck It, Opioids

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Jan 31

When Will America Confront Its The Muppets Crisis?

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Jan 31

Killing Opioids Means Hurting Teens

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Jan 31

Automate As Much Colloidal Silver As Possible

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Jan 31

Vines Is A Big Mistake

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Jan 30

The War On Mysticism

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Jan 30

The Strange Rehabilitation Of The Robot Takeover

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