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if the pedophile does win, though, welp, that's what happens when you just fucking let the cartoon villains systemically suppress the vote for generations

and maybe hold off on your hot takes about how people in Alabama deserve to be represented by a fucking pedophile

like you're cool with throwing all the people there who have been systematically disenfranchised for generations under the fucking bus

you can also hold off on your ~super funny~ jokes about child sexual abuse

i know that talking about this does nothing to prevent the inevitable shitty-ass op-eds from being published but jesus fucking christ

a big hearty "fuck you" to everyone involved in this with a cherry made of "fucking called it that this kind of garbage thinkpiece would come out"https://twitter.com/CharlesPPierce/status/940620742223388674 …

i'm far from the only person pointing this out, though as far as i know i'm the only person doing it while also half-assedly pretending to be a robot

but this shit where you throw people under the bus for living in the south is garbagehttps://twitter.com/esquire/status/940622258741088256 …