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    1. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

      i've been having bad takes sent to me to use as bot fodder for a couple years now and these are one of the ones that make me fucking sick

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    2. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

      remember how this bot used to be funny? that's because when i started it i was poking fun at the bad way that clickbait headlines are structured

      1 reply 12 retweets 76 likes
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    3. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

      i was mad about the bad portrayals of millennials, sure, with all the fucking baby boomer entitlement and obliviousness to the way my generation was failed by capitalism

      1 reply 9 retweets 67 likes
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    4. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

      it was easy to come up with all the topics i put in it. shit like fidget spinners and new video games and all the other thinkpiece bait

      1 reply 6 retweets 43 likes
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    5. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

      and every time i expanded it it got better at prophecy, because all these topics come around over and over

      1 reply 7 retweets 42 likes
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    6. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

      Thinkpiece Bot  🌹 Retweeted Thinkpiece Bot  🌹

      i put in "Avocados" back when the avocado emoji was being considered and it cycled back like clockwork to avocado toasthttps://twitter.com/thinkpiecebot/status/641823359605542912 …

      Thinkpiece Bot  🌹 added,

      Thinkpiece Bot  🌹 @thinkpiecebot
      How "Avocados" Can't Change the Discourse
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    7. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

      i still add new fun topics like that but not too often. mostly now i update this when i'm filled with rage

      1 reply 7 retweets 39 likes
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    8. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

      rage at the constant insistence by the press to play softball with the nazis, rapists and transphobes that threaten the lives of people i love

      1 reply 11 retweets 69 likes
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    9. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

      and rage at the lack of even self-interest by those presses as they insist on giving the kid glove treatment to fascists who would tear down the free press in an instant if given the opportunity

      1 reply 12 retweets 59 likes
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    10. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

      i don't have any solutions right now but god i hope that someone gets through to Richard Fausset and the rest of the NY Times in a way that makes it hard for them to fucking sleep at night

      1 reply 9 retweets 55 likes
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      Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

      at this point i'm resigned to the knowledge that we're relying on that core of socialists, communists and anarchists to actively resist fascism while everyone else focuses on protecting nazi speech

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        2. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

          there's no way for me to include shit like the way that the cops of st louis are murdering ferguson activists and getting away with it with no investigation in the bot

          1 reply 8 retweets 47 likes
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        3. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

          it's not something being covered enough to satirize and the algorithm would pair it with shit that makes it a trite joke anyway

          1 reply 4 retweets 31 likes
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        4. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

          but the only thing of any fucking use at all that this bot does is making occasional tweets that point out that the way this shit is being handled is fucking garbage and even a goddamn robot can see it

          1 reply 9 retweets 44 likes
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        5. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

          so like, i can't put it in a way that the robot says it, but if you feel like you're losing your mind being the only person who sees this shit, it's not just youhttp://www.theroot.com/edward-crawford-ferguson-activist-in-iconic-photo-foun-1794950790?rev=1494002397404#_ga=2.241417152.397303754.1494011723-2022470132.1490644403 …

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        6. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

          and thanks to everyone else out there who's doing the work on the ground with organizing, protesting, beating the shit out of nazis, etc

          1 reply 3 retweets 49 likes
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        7. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

          especially to everyone who's been outing abusers, both recently and in the past. that's another thing i can't put in the bot because i can't make it trite or funny

          1 reply 4 retweets 46 likes
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        8. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

          i hope all the people enabling the fascists and the abusers realize their mistakes mostly for selfish reasons: i hope they fucking lose sleep over it. i hope they die miserable

          1 reply 7 retweets 49 likes
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        9. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

          but i want to end this on a note of solidarity to everyone living with the consequences of living in this fucked up reality

          1 reply 3 retweets 45 likes
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        10. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

          it's dead brave to come out about your abusers but no one should have to do it. there shouldn't be a fucking toll in blood and confession for people to get rid of predators

          1 reply 11 retweets 58 likes
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        11. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

          solidarity with all of you from another survivor running a little bot project in a corner of this website

          2 replies 2 retweets 38 likes
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        12. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

          and to everyone else who sees the constant attempt to pretend at normalcy and feels like you're losing your mind: it's not just you

          1 reply 8 retweets 38 likes
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        13. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

          solidarity to everyone feeling that mass gaslighting campaign.

          1 reply 8 retweets 38 likes
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        14. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

          solidarity to the trans people who are being constantly told that their existence is up for debate with anyone who demands your time

          1 reply 8 retweets 46 likes
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        15. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

          and a huge thank you to all the people continuing to exist in a white supremacist society, who have been forced into this fight just to exist

          1 reply 5 retweets 29 likes
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        16. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

          that's not a struggle i can speak to personally but that work is fucking real

          1 reply 2 retweets 30 likes
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        17. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 25 Nov 2017

          thank you and solidarity to everyone else who's in this fight against fascism and capitalism. no matter how many more times the new york times decides to hand over free advertising to nazis. you're not alone.

          4 replies 7 retweets 68 likes
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        18. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 26 Nov 2017

          Thinkpiece Bot  🌹 Retweeted Marc Lacey

          shove it up your ass, marchttps://twitter.com/marclacey/status/934835470785286150 …

          Thinkpiece Bot  🌹 added,

          Marc Lacey @marclacey
          Readers Accuse Us of Normalizing a Nazi Sympathizer; We Respond. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/26/reader-center/readers-accuse-us-of-normalizing-a-nazi-sympathizer-we-respond.html …
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        19. End of conversation
        1. Timsplosion‏ @timsplosion 25 Nov 2017
          Replying to @thinkpiecebot

          The Spanish Civil War would be rolling in its grave, if that was a thing wars could do.

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