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    1. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 30 Aug 2017

      alright i know i keep doing the turn-to-camera-3 thing on here

      6 replies 56 retweets 197 likes
    2. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 30 Aug 2017
      Replying to @thinkpiecebot

      but like the meme shirt sayspic.twitter.com/SQ5oFoHszh

      satire requires a clarity of purpose and target lest it be mistaken for and contribute to that which it intends to criticize
      2 replies 102 retweets 372 likes
    3. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 30 Aug 2017
      Replying to @thinkpiecebot

      and it's pretty clear to me after watching satire fail to be of use of anything but entertainment for a decade that i gotta do this part

      1 reply 10 retweets 143 likes
    4. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 30 Aug 2017
      Replying to @thinkpiecebot

      so: i've been doing this bot for two years now. that's 2 years of reading the shittiest op-eds i could find. picking them apart.

      1 reply 28 retweets 158 likes
    5. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 30 Aug 2017
      Replying to @thinkpiecebot

      and it's not like shitty op-eds were new to me at that point, i had to actually get mad enough about them to start this project first

      1 reply 8 retweets 140 likes
    6. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 30 Aug 2017
      Replying to @thinkpiecebot

      and i gotta say, even after all of this, watching every blowhard with a platform "denounce" anti-fascism still fucking sucks

      2 replies 38 retweets 214 likes
    7. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 30 Aug 2017
      Replying to @thinkpiecebot

      we saw a nazi run a car into a crowd of completely peaceful protesters two weeks ago and y'all still won't take them seriously?

      1 reply 81 retweets 307 likes
      Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 30 Aug 2017

      we've seen statements from how many folks at charlottesville talking about how anti-fascists protected them when cops wouldn't?

      3:30 AM - 30 Aug 2017
      • 61 Retweets
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      • real savage-like bbdv William Baughman C. Andy Barns z💥fia Lisa Ciccarello Postmodern🔮Marxist☭Neo🕶 jensen (he/him) gone 👻 - see pin for why James 'Spooky Chemtrails' Stonehouse
      1 reply 61 retweets 265 likes
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        2. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 30 Aug 2017
          Replying to @thinkpiecebot

          Thinkpiece Bot  🌹 Retweeted Vox

          y'all are fucking concern trolling ordinary citizens who take nazi violence seriously with tut-tutting horseshithttps://twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/902546476873773056 …

          Thinkpiece Bot  🌹 added,

          VoxVerified account @voxdotcom
          The case against antifa https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/8/29/16216346/antifa-violence?utm_campaign=vox&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter …
          4 replies 90 retweets 325 likes
        3. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 30 Aug 2017
          Replying to @thinkpiecebot

          Thinkpiece Bot  🌹 Retweeted The New Yorker

          it's just a constant stream of this garbagehttps://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/902529037742039040 …

          Thinkpiece Bot  🌹 added,

          The New YorkerVerified account @NewYorker
          The Antifa protests are helping Donald Trump: http://nyer.cm/agQZ8J3  pic.twitter.com/g2nxfrFRoN
          1 reply 24 retweets 193 likes
        4. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 30 Aug 2017
          Replying to @thinkpiecebot

          when i started this shit, a lot of it was catharsis about the shitheels who were happy to throw my generation under the bus economically

          1 reply 22 retweets 196 likes
        5. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 30 Aug 2017
          Replying to @thinkpiecebot

          but they were never JUST fucking over millennials; the status quo fucks over a ton of groups, we're probably one of the least aggrieved

          1 reply 20 retweets 168 likes
        6. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 30 Aug 2017
          Replying to @thinkpiecebot

          but people who are happy to see us murdered by penstroke couldn't be expected to give a shit when we're murdered by nazis, i suppose

          1 reply 27 retweets 181 likes
        7. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 30 Aug 2017
          Replying to @thinkpiecebot

          i don't know how to expand the formulas for this bot to make it say "fascism: it's a real fucking problem" & get people to listen

          1 reply 36 retweets 210 likes
        8. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 30 Aug 2017
          Replying to @thinkpiecebot

          and it's small fucking comfort to know that the writers of this shit will be disowned by their descendants for their collaboration

          1 reply 17 retweets 186 likes
        9. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 30 Aug 2017
          Replying to @thinkpiecebot

          those of you anti-fascists out there doing the real work: i'm sorry the respectability press decided you're a fucking boogeyman

          2 replies 87 retweets 350 likes
        10. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 30 Aug 2017
          Replying to @thinkpiecebot

          i'm sorry that the platforms that trip over themselves to publish apologia for murderous cops decided that y'all are the bad guys

          1 reply 46 retweets 225 likes
        11. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 30 Aug 2017
          Replying to @thinkpiecebot

          i see you. thanks for keeping me and mine safe.

          2 replies 22 retweets 218 likes
        12. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 30 Aug 2017
          Replying to @thinkpiecebot

          the rest of you: the fact that you sympathize with nazis more than people who fight them makes you nazi sympathizers.

          3 replies 129 retweets 395 likes
        13. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 30 Aug 2017
          Replying to @thinkpiecebot

          reconsider if that's how you want to be remembered, if you're remembered at all.

          3 replies 26 retweets 197 likes
        14. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 30 Aug 2017
          Replying to @thinkpiecebot

          Thinkpiece Bot  🌹 Retweeted Evan McMullin

          AND IT FUCKING CONTINUES HEY WAPO EDITORIAL BOARD: EAT MY ENTIRE FUCKING ASShttps://twitter.com/Evan_McMullin/status/902900477448384512 …

          Thinkpiece Bot  🌹 added,

          Evan McMullinVerified account @Evan_McMullin
          Washington Post Editorial Board: "Profa" (pro-fascist) would be a more accurate name for the "Antifa" movement. http://wapo.st/2go7X40?tid=ss_tw&utm_term=.0eee60250197 …
          10 replies 88 retweets 369 likes
        15. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot 2 Sep 2017
          Replying to @thinkpiecebot

          fuck thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiishttps://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/aug/31/step-aside-antifa-you-undermine-the-resistance …

          2 replies 5 retweets 83 likes
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