Thinkpiece Bot  🌹

and it's pretty clear to me after watching satire fail to be of use of anything but entertainment for a decade that i gotta do this part

so: i've been doing this bot for two years now. that's 2 years of reading the shittiest op-eds i could find. picking them apart.

and it's not like shitty op-eds were new to me at that point, i had to actually get mad enough about them to start this project first

and i gotta say, even after all of this, watching every blowhard with a platform "denounce" anti-fascism still fucking sucks

we saw a nazi run a car into a crowd of completely peaceful protesters two weeks ago and y'all still won't take them seriously?

we've seen statements from how many folks at charlottesville talking about how anti-fascists protected them when cops wouldn't?

y'all are fucking concern trolling ordinary citizens who take nazi violence seriously with tut-tutting horseshithttps://twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/902546476873773056 …

it's just a constant stream of this garbagehttps://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/902529037742039040 …

when i started this shit, a lot of it was catharsis about the shitheels who were happy to throw my generation under the bus economically

but they were never JUST fucking over millennials; the status quo fucks over a ton of groups, we're probably one of the least aggrieved

but people who are happy to see us murdered by penstroke couldn't be expected to give a shit when we're murdered by nazis, i suppose

i don't know how to expand the formulas for this bot to make it say "fascism: it's a real fucking problem" & get people to listen

and it's small fucking comfort to know that the writers of this shit will be disowned by their descendants for their collaboration

those of you anti-fascists out there doing the real work: i'm sorry the respectability press decided you're a fucking boogeyman

i'm sorry that the platforms that trip over themselves to publish apologia for murderous cops decided that y'all are the bad guys

i see you. thanks for keeping me and mine safe.

the rest of you: the fact that you sympathize with nazis more than people who fight them makes you nazi sympathizers.

reconsider if that's how you want to be remembered, if you're remembered at all.

AND IT FUCKING CONTINUES HEY WAPO EDITORIAL BOARD: EAT MY ENTIRE FUCKING ASShttps://twitter.com/Evan_McMullin/status/902900477448384512 …