NOTE FROM BOT MOMDAD: In the year or so (!!) I've been running this bot, I've had some interesting responses to it.
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You deciding to use the "politics" label to distance yourself from wanting me and people I care about to die only makes you a coward.
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But I can look at the responses to it and note when the people who like it are total pieces of shit.
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And I can note that if you're a conservative of any stripe, you HAVE to consume humor made by your political opponents.
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That's because everyone who is on your shitty side is an unfunny douchebag who repeats the same 4 racist jokes forever.
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Anyway, to all my conservative followers: I personally despise each and every one of you.
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Also, this bot is making fun of you pretty much constantly, and the only reason you don't know is that you're ignorant shitheaps.
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Enjoy the piss jokes!
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I love this bot. But I know it's becoming less and less amusing to come up with fake headlines in this climate.
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yeah and I don't fault anyone who unfollows/mutes/etc because sometimes you gotta step away
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my default joke is that the Onion will start doing real reporting soon. Because everything else has happened.
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satire is fuckin' HARD now!!
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I believe it. It feels like reality took acid while we were out and we came back right when it kicked in...
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