twitter keeps freezing this bot for no reason, hence the lack of posts for the past few days-- we're working on it, hopefully it should be good now
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anyway i'm doing an update now with some new formulas to refresh it
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shout out to The Federalist for publishing these within a day of each other lolpic.twitter.com/OoObE0OMFJ
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i always go to The Federalist first for refreshing headlines because they manage this perfect form of pearl-clutching in them that is dead easy to satirize in a way the New York Times doesn't
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the New York Times publishes absolute drivel on its op-ed page constantly but you usually can't just take 2 of the keywords out of the headline and replace them with 2 other random keywords and get another totally plausible headline
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i'll probably be around on this account for another half hour or so if y'all have any bot questions i can do a little mini-AMA on here or want to throw topics at me
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congrats on passing the Reverse Turing Test! keep up the good work etc
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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