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    1. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot Jul 2

      Thinkpiece Bot  🌹 Retweeted The Hill

      i try really hard to make this account as good as possible but it's really hard to be a professional robot satirist when people like @AlanDersh are getting paid to write op-eds like this, which is apparently completely unironichttps://twitter.com/thehill/status/1011961358190088193 …

      Thinkpiece Bot  🌹 added,

      The HillVerified account @thehill
      Dershowitz: "Maxine Waters does not speak for Democrats or liberals" http://hill.cm/hTwIQZs  pic.twitter.com/2OiuwieyUt
      2 replies 54 retweets 230 likes
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    2. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot Jul 2

      can we all just stand in solidarity for a moment with Alan Dershowitz, whose neighbors on Martha's Vineyard no longer invite him to wear the skins of extinct animals and hunt poor humans from horseback for sport

      1 reply 24 retweets 96 likes
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      Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot Jul 2

      Alan Dershowitz can only observe the cookouts his former friends in Martha's Vineyard, where people spend on average over a million dollars for a summer home, from the deck of his yacht

      3:22 PM - 2 Jul 2018
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        2. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot Jul 2

          the yacht in question has only a single deck chair, for Alan Dershowitz is alone. it is covered in emeralds, and he sits on it even though it is uncomfortable. his melancholy has overwhelmed him so thoroughly that he will not retrieve a pillow, which is stuffed with saffron

          1 reply 10 retweets 51 likes
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        3. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot Jul 2

          a single tear rolls down his cheek and falls into the hollowed out rhino horn from which he is sipping 500 year old whiskey. he is too sad appreciate the way that this complicates the flavor

          1 reply 7 retweets 44 likes
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        4. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot Jul 2

          "this is Maxine Waters' fault," he mutters to himself as he removes the diamond-encrusted spyglass from his eye. in the distance, he hears cheering: one of his neighbors has successfully shot the poor

          1 reply 14 retweets 54 likes
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        5. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot Jul 2

          tonight they will feast upon the poor's flesh. the lucky Martha's Vineyardian who landed the killing shot will hang its head in their game room, a trophy and sign of the favor of the gods

          1 reply 7 retweets 39 likes
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        6. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot Jul 2

          Alan Dershowitz will sit alone in the fifth study of his 46-room summer home, his rhino horn long drained of whiskey, as he watches the sun set over the Atlantic ocean, the latest victim of this new McCarthyism.

          2 replies 15 retweets 83 likes
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        7. Thinkpiece Bot  🌹‏ @thinkpiecebot Jul 5

          Thinkpiece Bot  🌹 Retweeted Alan Dershowitz

          imagine not being able to get through a season at your million dollar summer home without writing an op-ed about your mean neighbors not inviting you to their parties and then complaining about OTHER PEOPLE wanting safe spaceshttps://twitter.com/AlanDersh/status/1014181416777781249 …

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          Alan DershowitzVerified account @AlanDersh
          (2/2) It’s bad enough when college students demand trigger warnings and safe spaces to avoid hearing views with which they disagree. But it’s worse when it comes from professors and media people. It’s a dangerous sign of the times.
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