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producer of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. director of Looking for Lenny. founder of Unspirational. very indoorsy
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Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven because they wouldn't let you in because you're terrible?
8:31 PM - 10 Nov 2014 · Details4,872 retweets 7,278 likes
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For those of you who want to read longer pieces from me, I have started a new page
@Medium and I welcome you to look https://medium.com/@theyearofelan -
Eastern medicine is not ideal for everyone https://medium.com/@theyearofelan/the-adoption-c57b0e05d22f#.qjmd4aphq …
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How To Accept An Invitation https://medium.com/@theyearofelan/how-to-accept-an-invitation-ca34f45297ec#.savxnx8zj …
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A sad short story about the lies we tell ourselves https://medium.com/@theyearofelan/the-better-farm-15a7a7cfd4d0#.cpiyuck0u …
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I don't want to sound too optimistic, but at any moment an asteroid could hit the Earth and kill us all.
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“The Bread Of Our Dreams” by
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A story I wrote for you https://medium.com/@theyearofelan/the-bread-of-our-dreams-23e730c1a18e#.pvwnw63si …
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Everyone is entitled to their opinion but everyone is also entitled to shut the hell up
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If you're happy, wait a few minutes, it will pass
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Find someone better than you and constantly strive to become their equal
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Emotions are temporary. Feel them while you have them. Even the bad ones. The worst thing is to feel nothing
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I think most people are already hateful enough without the government passing laws encouraging that kind of nonsense
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Mathematically speaking, by the time we get to the election over 50% of Americans will be voting for someone they hate right now
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A lot of traditions are just remnants of the horrific times they came from. You can and should remember them without having to relive them
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I enjoy holding a grudge and I am remarkably good at it
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God grant me the serenity to not punch you in the face when you try to talk to me while you're chewing food
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Congratulations to all the sportsmen for being good!
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Date someone who is too good for you and pray they never find out
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My bookmark is distracting me from my bookpic.twitter.com/th1ClNtkpC
4:42 PM - 4 Apr 2016 · Details23 retweets 515 likes
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