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@theyearofelan

producer of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. director of Looking for Lenny. founder of Unspirational. very indoorsy

los angeles
Joined February 2009
Born on October 27, 1983

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  1. For those of you who want to read longer pieces from me, I have started a new page and I welcome you to look

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  3. A sad short story about the lies we tell ourselves

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    I don't want to sound too optimistic, but at any moment an asteroid could hit the Earth and kill us all.

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  6. Everyone is entitled to their opinion but everyone is also entitled to shut the hell up

  7. If you're happy, wait a few minutes, it will pass

  8. Find someone better than you and constantly strive to become their equal

  9. Emotions are temporary. Feel them while you have them. Even the bad ones. The worst thing is to feel nothing

  10. I think most people are already hateful enough without the government passing laws encouraging that kind of nonsense

  11. Mathematically speaking, by the time we get to the election over 50% of Americans will be voting for someone they hate right now

  12. A lot of traditions are just remnants of the horrific times they came from. You can and should remember them without having to relive them

  13. I enjoy holding a grudge and I am remarkably good at it

  14. God grant me the serenity to not punch you in the face when you try to talk to me while you're chewing food

  15. Congratulations to all the sportsmen for being good!

  16. Date someone who is too good for you and pray they never find out

  17. My bookmark is distracting me from my book

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