E.g. Did you know that dogs can’t look up?
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There are actual marsupials in the south of Paris. They escaped from a zoo in 1998 and proliferated without any natural predators. Sometimes they cause a car crash, people have to tell insurances they saw a kangaroo. The town needed to issue a statement to convince insurances.
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(redux) The first known instance of "kill your parents" was authored, surprisingly, by Bertrand Russell.
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Haha I was wondering who this Bernard was.
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There are exactly 3 known endemic invertebrate species found w/in the Pacific trash vortex: 1. Great Pacific Garbage Patch Water Flea (Daphnia quisquiliae) 2. Long Neck Pepsi Bottle Barnacle (Pollicipes bebsis) 3. 'Thank You' Bag-Mimicking Siphonophore (Physalia grates)
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Humans are the only animals w chins
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Imma be up all night now.
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Lol. And were not even sure why...
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Obviously, because of SOUP.
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The euphemism “rat-arsed” — meaning “being really drunk” — comes from when English soldiers in WW2 would go get wastee in the bar below a liberated town hall or, in German, a “rathaus”.
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The Colombian government had to track down and kill dozens of hippopotamuses that were born of the couple that drug lord Pablo Escobar had in his private zoo.
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Socrates didnt really exist
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Heather Mills McCartney owns the royalty rights to the reggae breakdown in 'Live and Let Die'
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The state of Mississippi has produced more Rhodes Scholars than any other state in the U.S.
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In October 1998 a couple in Iowa purchased "rapture insurance", fearing that the coming millennia signaled the start of the end times. When nothing happened the husband went into hiding to get the payout but was found by the police.
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Humans and moles are the only mammals that cannot swallow and vocalize at the same time.
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Henry Ford hated jazz and helped fund square dancing in public schools
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