[Kermit voice] and you see the lobster. the biggest lobsters, you see they can't fit their claws inside the bottle. that's instructive
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Jordan Peterson going to rehab isn't funny but the idea of him taking over a Narcotics Anonymous confession circle and giving an unrequited three hour lecture about how pill bottles are archetypical wombs the modern man wants to crawl back inside is
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Jordan Peterson throwing his tray down at the cafeteria and demanding six pounds of rare beef
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Decorative Kama Sutra bookends Jordan Peterson commanded the staff he be allowed to bring in revealed to be made of pure klonopin
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Jordan Peterson hitting the alarm button on his bed over and over so he can tell the nurse about his dreams
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nude Jordan Peterson at checkout insisting he can be his own sponsor
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later they find out Jordan Peterson stole 17 towels
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Actually it’s pefectly acceptable to not care when bad things happen to bad people.
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going to rehab isn't bad. NOT going to rehab is the bad part.
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No it's definitely funny
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