thethese

@thethese

Pain is temporary. Suck is forever.

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  1. Feb 10

    The question I've asked myself the most over the past seven years has probably been, "is today the day I start watching The Good Wife?"

    1 reply 2 likes
  2. 11 Dec 2015

    Apparently, all it takes is a couple bottles of wine and some Seals & Croft for my dad to open up about the time he took quaaludes.

    5 likes
  3. 25 Aug 2014

    While contemplating my life at the urinal today, I came to the realization that "binge" and "being" are anagrams.

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  4. 28 Jul 2013

    As much as I hate to admit it, I think rosé might be the new bacon.

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  5. Retweeted
    6 Dec 2012

    This evening, the entire team, we're going to watch a movie at theater! I'll tell you about it later!

    101 replies 252 retweets 161 likes
  6. 13 Oct 2012

    is probably the worst hashtag.

    1 like
  7. 7 Oct 2012

    Snuggie weather

    2 likes
  8. 6 Oct 2012

    A bagel and nachos kind of day ... a beer in the shower kind of night.

    5 likes
  9. 3 Oct 2012

    Fleetwood Macintosh would be a terrible dj name.

    2 likes
  10. 19 Sep 2012

    "All of a sudden, he says, he felt like a gate was opening in his mind."

  11. 19 Sep 2012

    Was kind of bullshit I couldn't find this already existing on the internet. End of Abandon Ship + Woo Hah in one mp3:

    1 reply
  12. 14 Sep 2012

    I can imagine Joaquin Phoenix liking Cap 'n Jazz

  13. 21 Aug 2012

    Fuck, I just ate a burrito.

    1 like
  14. 27 Jul 2012

    Trip-hop

  15. 11 Jul 2012

    Carl Sagan and Kermit the Frog having a conversation

    2 likes
  16. 15 Apr 2012

    Is Ludacris the actor more authentic than Ludacris the rapper?

  17. 15 Apr 2012

    Is fast five a perfect movie?

  18. 14 Apr 2012

    I close my eyes when I hug

  19. 12 Apr 2012

    Play DrawSomething, then watch Cave of Forgotten Dreams.

    1 like
  20. 26 Mar 2012

    Volume 4 is where the Jock Jams series really takes a turn for the worse, I think.

    2 likes

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