Alec SulkinVerified account

@thesulk

Breaker of Swift Mustache Hairs

Los Angeles
Joined March 2009

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  1. 7 hours ago

    Does war change people? It's hard to tell from movies.

  2. May 4

    May the 4th be with you!

  3. May 1

    There's always one SNL cast member name that's just to show they hire non-whites. "Lou Monk! Jen Nolan! Zapdeesh Surmayavat!..."

  4. Apr 30

    Let's just all agree to go back to Good Will Hunting age.

  5. Apr 26

    Ramona shrieking Happy Birthday had a very "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" vibe.

  6. Apr 26

    Old me on Faceapp just looks like me.

  7. Apr 25

    Kim Richards neck looks like an old porn dick.

  8. Apr 22

    My dad has spent 4% of his life wondering "what the hell is going on" with his camera.

  9. Apr 20
  10. Apr 14

    I-- I don't think I want to turn this over.

  11. Apr 13

    I always loved this title card because then I knew the following story is real and does depict an actual person and event.

  12. Apr 13
  13. Apr 13

    With each passing season, Ramona looks more and more like WC Fields.

  14. Apr 8

    "Watch it, Bub." "Who're you calling 'Bub', Mac?" "Who're you calling 'Mac', Pal?" "Who're you calling 'Pal', Bub?" (40s quantum mechanics)

  15. Apr 7

    Just took a shit so big Laura Dern is looking through it.

  16. Apr 6

    "I'm a thane?! No, Paulie, you're a thane!"

  17. Apr 4

    Sometimes Lester Holt looks like a white guy in make up in a wacky 80s movie.

  18. Apr 4

    Dorit is a coke head with a fake accent and golden goose shit on her head.

  19. Apr 3

    These refs are so bad they have a future in the NBA.

  20. Apr 3

    I miss the erotic confusion of Pat Summerall saying "Chris Boniol".

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