Alec SulkinVerified account

@thesulk

Breaker of Swift Mustache Hairs

Los Angeles
Joined March 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    Stop letting your kids run around this Target like you're the fucking Lannisters.

    180 retweets 604 likes
  2. Jan 3

    Just took the shit version of "8 Seconds"

    10 retweets 61 likes
  3. Retweeted
    29 Dec 2015

    I’ve never heard Unskinny Bop in a place I’ve wanted to be.

    73 retweets 235 likes
  4. 25 Dec 2015

    Bill Cosby has a rapier wit. In fact, it may be the rapiest.

    60 retweets 297 likes
  5. 23 Dec 2015

    Is anyone having a worse year than ? What a Pilsbury Doughfraud.

    7 retweets 33 likes
  6. 18 Dec 2015

    If I was a producer on the movie, I would've had Michael Buffer at the premier to stand up and say, "Let's get ready to Trumbo!!!"

    5 retweets 71 likes
  7. 18 Dec 2015

    Me: Not "I Will Survive" again. Me 45 seconds later: Now you see me! Somebody new...!

    38 retweets 144 likes
  8. 17 Dec 2015

    You think I'm kidding about sleep? I ambien serious.

    81 retweets 251 likes
  9. 12 Dec 2015

    I am thankful for The Knick. I am thankful for Fargo. (and my daughter)

    26 retweets 229 likes
  10. 10 Dec 2015

    My "Unbroken" was the time I couldn't find my phone for 15 minutes.

    35 retweets 151 likes
  11. 9 Dec 2015

    I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid of dying.

    80 retweets 237 likes
  12. 7 Dec 2015

    What's the easiest way for Sam the butcher to get an erection? See Alice.

    48 retweets 250 likes
  13. 6 Dec 2015

    Please follow Den Meditation on Instagram. It's my wife's business so I'm being supportive? Is that the word?

    8 retweets 70 likes
  14. 5 Dec 2015

    Always nice to come down first thing in the morning to a loving, "What's wrong?!"

    43 retweets 184 likes
  15. 1 Dec 2015

    Are you a slouchy weakling who can't do very much? Come be a writer in Hollywood!

    67 retweets 358 likes
  16. 29 Nov 2015

    In the war between Ambien and masturbation the winner is zzzzzzzzz

    37 retweets 206 likes
  17. 27 Nov 2015

    I'm in. You should be too.

    Shopping for a ? My damn book is the only thing those guys want: via amazon 📚
    4 retweets 27 likes
  18. 26 Nov 2015

    Nothing like Thanksgiving with family to remind you how great it is to watch TV alone.

    260 retweets 700 likes
  19. 24 Nov 2015

    I'm dirty, but I'm not "drinking glass in a divorced dad's apartment" dirty.

    88 retweets 350 likes
  20. 22 Nov 2015

    Crippling guilt and mind numbing fear aside, fatherhood is pretty terrible.

    65 retweets 328 likes

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