Alec SulkinVerified account

@thesulk

Breaker of Swift Mustache Hairs

Los Angeles
Joined March 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    7 Apr 2013

    I go to the gym so infrequently that I still call it the James.

    6,369 retweets 4,071 likes
  2. 13 hours ago

    I look at math the way a dog looks at an airplane.

    139 retweets 383 likes
  3. Jul 8

    In the 1950s, it was also illegal to yell "Murray?!" in a crowded theater.

    9 retweets 56 likes
  4. Jul 7

    It's a sad state of affairs when I've lost track of all the cities I need to pray for.

    889 retweets 1,634 likes
  5. Jul 7

    I hear we get a "leap second" this year. Plans?

    54 retweets 139 likes
  6. Jul 2

    "Whoa is me" - Keanu Reeves

    110 retweets 367 likes
  7. Jun 29

    "Wanna pop a xanax in the Civic and kayak with mom and dad at noon?" "Can't. Scared." "Of the water?" "No. Palindromes."

    397 retweets 1,159 likes
  8. Jun 26

    How could the sequel to Independence Day be so bad when the original was such a piece of shit?

    201 retweets 682 likes
  9. Jun 27

    I miss 1990 when this was impossible.

    171 retweets 553 likes
  10. Jun 26

    It must be uncomfortable for brothers and sisters to watch Game of Thrones together.

    97 retweets 433 likes
  11. Jun 25

    "You ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no mellon of mine" (Elvish Presley)

    28 retweets 113 likes
  12. Jun 22

    For Knick fans. Seal - Kiss From A Rose (Official Music Video 720p HD) + Lyrics

    15 retweets 22 likes
  13. Jun 19

    If Cleveland wins, no question Harrison Barnes is the MVP.

    115 retweets 266 likes
  14. Jun 19

    Hey guys, if you want to laugh at something other than the officiating tonight, try Vicious on PBS at 8. It's hilarious!

    18 retweets 90 likes
  15. Jun 17

    Just saw a commercial where the WIVES were the smart ones and the HUSBANDS were the idiots. FINALLY!

    610 retweets 2,301 likes
  16. Jun 17

    African-American please

    14 retweets 73 likes
  17. Jun 17

    I don't like it when new Sportscenter anchors are way too comfortable.

    66 retweets 313 likes
  18. Jun 16

    Can both teams lose game 7?

    111 retweets 260 likes
  19. Jun 14

    When I talk to smart people, my brain feels like an out-of-gas car being pushed into the station by 3 college kids.

    100 retweets 349 likes
  20. Jun 13

    Can't wait for Disney's "Big Fuckin' Guy".

    86 retweets 338 likes
  21. Jun 10

    List of people Lebron is no: Jordan, Kobe, Bird, Magic, Isaiah, Hodor.

    140 retweets 342 likes

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