Probably the only way to get upper middle class people to breed is to make having 2 children a requirement to get to college. 3 kids for graduate school. That and free sleepover childcare: baby factories. https://twitter.com/__amadis/status/1032909009022595072 …
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Replying to @thespandrell
Nah, just harvest sperms and eggs from those people and select the best of them for use in literal baby factories and categorically ban poor people from natural sexual reproduction. They will be assigned babies. There, I just created upward social mobility for the masses.
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Replying to @Masterwang
We need working artificial wombs for that. We don't have them.
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Replying to @thespandrell
Simple. Tax sperms and eggs from the right end of the bell curve and make the left end of the bell curve carry the fetuses to term and raise the kids for the state.
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Replying to @Masterwang
I think my idea would achieve the same thing at far lower cost.
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Replying to @thespandrell
I think my idea is far more badass because it's grimdark.
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One step at a time my friend.
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