John Shim

@TheShimShim

Customer Advocate at Keen IO. Interests: books, cloud computing, esoteric databases and other random assorted nonsense.

San Francisco
Joined February 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    Mar 27

    So I drive for uber why I just pick this girl up and drop her off to a dick appointment and the dick appointment was my mans house 🙃

    651 replies 37,552 retweets 68,087 likes
  2. 13 Oct 2015

    Keep bigoted rants off of LinkedIn of all places. Shameful, disgraceful.

    on ; Never thought I'd see the day.
    2 likes
  3. 27 Aug 2015

    Following Buffer, $411k in ARR and just made all of their revenue metrics completely public:

  4. Retweeted
    11 Aug 2015

    No they don't.

    Replying to @Martin_Pieracci
    Bills fans look at the Jets and feel bad for them.
    10 replies 4 retweets 37 likes
  5. 7 May 2015

    Email anyone based on their personality w/ . Join me on the invite list for :

  6. 23 Mar 2015

    Monday Support shift. It's nice to get out of the office and hang with work peeps!

    4 retweets 9 likes
  7. 12 Mar 2015

    And I didn't even make this one. It was the first thing that popped up on the Khan meme generator front page:

  8. Retweeted
    6 Jan 2015

    Just announced our first of 2015! Join and on Jan 15th for nerdy games, drinks, and convos!

    1 reply 11 retweets 13 likes
  9. Retweeted
    4 Jan 2015
    Replying to

    “: ": Anybody else wishing they could "un-see" this?!? "” awesome

    61 replies 158 retweets 190 likes
  10. 20 Dec 2014

    Hmm.. correlation/causation?

  11. 19 Dec 2014

    Pro-tip: when cutting out moldy carpet, you should really use gloves and mask.

    1 reply 1 like
  12. Retweeted
    15 Dec 2014

    How is using to change the way people measure their content

    7 retweets 7 likes
  13. 17 Dec 2014

    Not so chill way to spend a Tuesday night: cutting out 27 sq feet of sopping wet moldy carpet from GF's apt with a boxcutter.

    1 like
  14. 10 Dec 2014

    My plans for Sat. , ,

    1 retweet 1 like
  15. Retweeted
    10 Dec 2014

    Presents for Pets Parents: Give the perrrrrfect gift for your dog or cat-loving friend

    6 retweets 6 likes
  16. Retweeted
    10 Dec 2014

    Ugh, this week's slow queries were the WORST. We're really sorry! We've got it fixed up now, though. Post-mortem:

    1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
  17. 8 Nov 2014

    ... FU on last: no difference in flavor between reg chai and Oprah chai.

  18. 8 Nov 2014

    At Sbucks: "what's the difference between the reg chai and the Oprah chai?" "Oprah chai more flavorful" "sounds great I'll have one!"

  19. Retweeted
    16 Nov 2012

    People who stand up for others in need shall get everyone's respect&admiration.Please RT

    1 retweet
  20. 5 Dec 2011
    Replying to

    how do you assign weight/significance to relationships in graph dbs to figure out which relationships are more important?

    1 reply

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