Personally cannot wait for the premiere of “I’m a Nepo Baby…Get Me Out of Here!”
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This is my one and only New Year’s Resolution for 2023
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Oh hey my pilot is in the top 1% of half-hour Coverfly projects! If you’re staffing, looking to rep or just love to read fun, silly things, I’d love to share it with ya 🤓
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Just when I thought I might be running out of things to talk about in therapy, Spotify Wrapped dropped
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Now that I no longer have the blue check that enraged him so much, can someone tell William
Shatner he can unblock me? Idk I feel like this could be really healing for both of us
A girl got her period after gym class and she freaked bc she was super sheltered I guess? The popular girls were there and threw tampons at her and then at prom spilled pig blood on her in front of everyone. The girl flipped and burned the whole place down with her mind. So wild
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It’s so cute that Qtips are like “whatever you do, don’t put us in your ear 😉” and we’re all like “ok 😉” and they’re like “we mean it 😉” and we’re like “no yeah for sure 😉👈”
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It’s been a roller coaster of a year for me, a person who constantly confuses Ezra Klein and Ezra Miller
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Me burning my mouth on pizza instead of waiting 2 seconds for it to cool down
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I don’t want to BeReal, I want to BeTom’s House Got Broken Into And He Confronted The Burglar And Then He Had To Go Have Eye Surgery. And Then My Son Had To Go Over and Help. And Then, My Son, He Rolled His Car Five Times On The Way Home
We’ve all been so preoccupied with hating on the word “moist” that something far more disgusting has entered the lexicon:“jammy eggs”
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Feels like the right time to come clean: In high school I somehow got Shia TheBeef’s phone number and left him multiple messages singing the “Holes” theme song.
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i love when construction sites put little windows in the walls around 'em so people can take their lil peeps at what's going on in there
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Landlord Heartwarmingly Ruining Teen’s Future For Cash
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Texas teen Alondra Carmona is giving up her entire college savings to help pay for her mom's rent and prevent her being evicted. abc7ne.ws/36XweFg
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Yes I watched “Framing Britney Spears” and cried 15 minutes in, I’m doing great!!!!
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Britney Spears deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for not running down paparazzi with her car
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Slow clap for the weather director going so hard on Inauguration Day symbolism
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Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?
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Georgia is having a runoff Jan 5 to decide who our 2 new senators will be. If those senators go blue Mitch McConnell will no longer be Senate Majority Leader. You have until December 7 to register to vote. Retweet to spread awareness even if you don’t live here.
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It’s & her team at
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and countless other Black women mobilizing southern voting power. It’s always been.
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This is a victory for everyone who has been victimised by Trump. The harsh reality of his presidency: the Muslim ban, #BLM, women’s rights, children caged on the border.
This is a victory for hope.
Congrats and .
This, from broke my heart.
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Honestly, the fact that anyone would respond to this election by asking, “how can we make more appeals to people who voted for Trump?” and not “How do we invest more in BIPOC organizing & appealing to the poor & people who didn’t vote at all?” is about being invested in whiteness
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This is the opposite of healing. The people who were harmed need healing. The abusive people who did the harming don't.
Don't reach out to a Trump supporter.
Reach out to somebody that Trump harmed instead.
This should be obvious.
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Now is the time for every Biden supporter to reach out to one person who voted for Trump.
Empathize with them.
Tell them you know how they feel (you do, from 2016).
Come up with one issue you can agree on.
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we hired videographers across America to film people in their communities who inspired them, and this is the resulting video...
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Committing right now to chip in $10 to a gofundme if any secret service agents wanna get fired for livestreaming his meltdown.
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I want the love of Black voters right now to transform into the love of Black people.
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Today’s forecast is sunny with a 100% chance of not feeling sorry for fascists.
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Congratulations, Mr. President-Elect! Georgians look forward to adding our votes to the total once all voices are heard — and together, we will restore the soul of this nation.
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A quick note on Florida:
Biden lost by about 400K votes. Gov. DeSantis worked VERY hard to maintain the disenfranchisement of the *1.4 million* Formerly incarcerated folks that Florida voters said should have their rights back.
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Georgia, thank you. Together, we have changed the course of our state for the better. But our work is not done.
Join me in supporting and so we can keep up the fight and win the U.S. Senate➡️GASenate.com
#LetsGetItDoneAgain #gapol
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We've been talking about this for months, but has to be stressed again: Trump and Republican legislators in PA *intentionally* engineered the current drawn-out process SO THAT there would be an opportunity sow doubt and confusion and undermine the vote.
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No exaggeration to say that Dems winning the Jan. 5 Georgia Senate runoffs is the single most important unknown shaping the next decade of U.S. politics. GOP will dominate 2020s redistricting, run SCOTUS, & block all Biden judges. A Dem Senate could curb all of those outcomes
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Democrats can still win the Senate! Donate now to Jon Ossoff and Raphael Warnock to win the Georgia runoffs! dkel.ec/2I9UuLe
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Georgia Democrats are looking for volunteers to help voters cure ballots! The state has till November 6th to cure ballots. Sign up here:
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