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    Sarah Kelly‏Verified account @thesarahkelly 30 Jun 2019

    Hi Twitter please tell me about the worst first date you’ve ever been on.

    4:19 PM - 30 Jun 2019
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      2. Sarah Kelly‏Verified account @thesarahkelly 30 Jun 2019

        I haven’t been dating very long so most of my bad dates are just guys calling me fat (technically true but not a problem) and ugly (generally false) when I won’t have sex with them immediately. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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      3. Sarah Kelly‏Verified account @thesarahkelly 30 Jun 2019

        All y’all deserve so much better than what these cretins have given you

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      2. Sarah Kelly‏Verified account @thesarahkelly 30 Jun 2019

        Wow this blew up. Check out my SoundCloud.https://www.raicestexas.org 

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      3. Sarah Kelly‏Verified account @thesarahkelly 30 Jun 2019

        I have QUESTIONS for some of the friends who set y’all up with these monsters.

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      2. francisco /// djstarion‏ @djstarion 30 Jun 2019
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        She told me she was afraid of circles. We met at a record store.

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      3. Sarah Kelly‏Verified account @thesarahkelly 30 Jun 2019
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        🤔

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      2. skinny bitches can’t read‏ @bookkakes 30 Jun 2019
        Replying to @thesarahkelly

        at some point he asked if i’d ever had any major injuries. i mentioned that i broke my arm in 3rd grade. later that night my knee was hurting and i mentioned it gets sore because i’d he surgery. he got genuinely angry and very aggressively told me never to lie to him again

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      3. skinny bitches can’t read‏ @bookkakes 30 Jun 2019
        Replying to @bookkakes @thesarahkelly

        later that same night he refused to get out of my car until i told him my “real” name (i go by my middle name outside of work & family). sat in my passenger seat for nearly an hour. literally just would not leave until almost 4 am

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      2. Stef Schwartz‏Verified account @stefschwartz 1 Jul 2019
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        we got in an argument because i tipped both the bartender and the cab driver.

        1 reply 0 retweets 63 likes
      3. Sarah Kelly‏Verified account @thesarahkelly 2 Jul 2019
        Replying to @stefschwartz

        Like he had a problem with you tipping them?

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