Mo

@therealmohammad

I'm the shit. I'm Chick-fil-A nuggets, McDonald's french fries, the spicy Popeye's and Red Lobster biscuits.

Iowa City, IA
Joined April 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Feb 15

    I need one of those good summer afternoon naps where no other shit matters and you wake up feeling refreshed then eat some fruit.

  2. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    D wade look like the supportive big brother that sell drugs but don't miss a basketball game 😂

  3. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    everybody stay positive and drink water

  4. Retweeted
    10 hours ago
    Replying to

    Tbh lets just get a townhouse and a dog. We'd figure life out

  5. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    . marry me

  6. 12 hours ago

    Now that we settled pineapple as a viable pizza topping... How do we feel about broccoli on pizza?

  7. 12 hours ago
    Replying to

    I've finally figured out my type.

  8. 12 hours ago

    Can we just take a second to appreciate Martha Stewart?

  9. 14 hours ago
    Replying to

    . also this is sort of an explanation.

  10. 16 hours ago

    Young Thug deleted every picture on his Instagram then uploaded 10 pictures of him and his fiancée. If that isn't idk what is.

  11. 19 hours ago

    If it was your first day on earth and you saw nacho cheese, you'd be like no way in hell I'm touching that shit.

  12. Retweeted
    Jun 9
    Replying to
  13. Retweeted
    23 hours ago

    if i fits I sits

  14. Retweeted
    May 13

    mood: lil uzi vert listening to paramore while eating sour candy

  15. Jun 9

    Eating watermelon sour patch kids and listening to Paramore in honor of Lil Uzi Vert.

  16. Jun 9

    This has been my least favorite NBA Playoffs in recent memory. Awesome regular season, really bad postseason.

  17. Jun 9

    I'm just tryna put like 20 hours into a Civ 5 game this weekend.

  18. Jun 9

    PLZ PLZ! THUGGER THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY. IF YOU RELEASED NEW MUSIC ON MY BIRTHDAY I'D JUST DIE OF EXCITEMENT.

  19. Jun 9

    I know I'm a month late but this Paramore album is pretty darned good.

  20. Jun 9
  21. Jun 9

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