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@therealfitz

Founder & CTO: Tock, Inc. , Xoogler, Ex-Apple, Author, Co-founder of ORD Camp, Feminist, He/Him, Chicagophile ✶✶✶✶ 'No Formal Authority'

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Joined April 2008

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    If you're here wondering where the rest of the thread is, you're using New Twitter, which apparently sucks:

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  2. I'm beginning to think these are not, in fact, the best people.

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    Join @TheRealTiraji -- & me too -- in retweeting ! Why? Olay donates $1 to every time! "Because when you teach a girl to code, she'll change the world!"

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    Performance artist generates virtual traffic jams in Google Maps by pulling a wagon full of smartphones

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    I’m a bit late, but it’s pretty incredible that zero percent of Warren supporters said they wouldn’t support the nominee if it wasn’t her. It’s a testament to the unifying nature of her candidacy.

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  7. This is the most delightful live tweeting of the first watching of one of my favorite movies of all time. I read it all the way to the very end with absolute glee. h/t

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    I’ve decided to delete my account. I can no longer be a party to the terrible decisions this company has been making regarding its political advertisement policies.

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    Feb 1

    This, along with the percentages-can-be-flipped retweet from has made Twitter my personal education tool of the week!

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    every time an exec asks "who has the D?" the world around me fades to black while I struggle to keep my laughter inside my head. please don't use this phrase

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    Jan 31

    Nigerian immigrants are by far the most educated immigrant group in the US. Over 20% have *graduate* degrees. But... They're also black. So due to the "travel ban" Nigerians will no longer be allowed to get green cards. The ban was never about security.

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    “GOP” members of the Senate, you unconscionable, pathetic, spineless, hypocritical, lickspittle, death rattle of a racist patriarchal Calvinist shitbags. May all your teeth fall out but one. And in that one may you have a toothache. Enjoy how history looks at you. It’s not pretty

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    When was off attending another session, I saw his stuff piled in the corner and couldn’t decide which hat was my favorite so I took them both. Happy to share spacewalking stories at with Adam!

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    Now that Cipollone has been implicated as fact witness in Trump's scheme, House managers should ask Roberts to remove him from Trump's team and let them cross examine him, law prof Stephen Gillers tells us. How this would work, from and me:

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  18. This. Is. Brilliant: AS A 28-YEAR-OLD LATINO, I’M SHOCKED MY NEW NOVEL, MEMOIRS OF A MIDDLE-AGED WHITE LADY, HAS BEEN SO POORLY RECEIVED h/t

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    This is a fucking *wild* statement that says that (1) what the house says the president did *is true* (2) but none of it is impeachable and also that (3) the house ran a bad process so fuck em. What a final legacy to leave.

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  21. Rolling for initiative against the giant hedgehog. Halp!

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