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HI MY NAME IS EL-P AND I AM IN RUN THE JEWELS/inventor of the #fartnoise management: @halfricanchief pub: @biz3 booking: @windishagency

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    el-p Verified account ‏@therealelp Mar 28

    I would also like to report that @KillerMike and myself can apparently smoke almost a half pound of weed in 2 weeks, shocking even myself.

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      1.  ❌ ❌ ❌ ❌ ‏@WuTangCola Mar 28

        @therealelp @KillerMike 8oz div. by 2 = qp each div. by 2 weeks = 2oz per week div by 7days in a week = 8 grams per day. Underwhelmed el. 😯

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      3. el-p ‏@therealelp Mar 28

        .@WuTangCola @KillerMike everyone's a critic.

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      5. GodZingis ‏@user123326 Mar 28

        @therealelp @WuTangCola @KillerMike No matter how much weed you smoke someone will always call you out for it not being a lot.

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      1. Karyn Blanc ‏@AllThatKazz Mar 29

        @therealelp @KillerMike It's not quantity it is quality. There's more to be considered than time. Time is a construct.

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      3. el-p ‏@therealelp Mar 29

        .@AllThatKazz @KillerMike uh huh. you educating everyone on the nature of existence every time they mention time or quantity or just me?

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      5. Jacob Fehlhaber ‏@metafehlhaber Mar 29

        @therealelp @AllThatKazz @KillerMike Jesus calling time a construct is the biggest stoner cliche in the book

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      6. Karyn Blanc ‏@AllThatKazz Mar 29

        @metafehlhaber @therealelp @KillerMike Did Jesus say that?

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      1. Turtle Powers Boothe ‏@bradcandoit Mar 28 Pittsburgh, PA

        @therealelp @KillerMike I'm less curious about the weed and more curious about how many snacks you ate in this same time.

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      2. Mx. Behavin ‏@froonding_loom Mar 28

        @bradcandoit @therealelp @KillerMike what's the snack report, El

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    1. i luv young thug ‏@SlowCheetah Mar 28

      @therealelp @KillerMike your friendship warms my heart

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    2. Kieran ‏@KieranR_IsBeast Mar 28

      @therealelp @KillerMike don't ever change

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    3. ((( lgbtq ally ))) ‏@hilljam Mar 29

      @therealelp "allow myself to introduce ....... myself"

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    4. Diamond Lights ‏@DiamondLights61 Mar 28

      @therealelp @djtrackstar @KillerMike That's impressive.

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    5. Jason McMaster ‏@mcmaster Mar 28

      @therealelp @KillerMike I am also up to this challenge.

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    6. Jason Nelson ‏@StoneSculptorJN Mar 28

      @therealelp @runjewels @KillerMike perhaps you guys need better weed? 😉 Come visit Canada; our bud is the best & it will soon be legal

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    7. Emmy Torre ‏@VABoredWoolf Mar 28

      @therealelp @KillerMike proud of you boys 🏆

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    8. Jenth Dorn ‏@rongwhole Mar 28

      @therealelp @KillerMike Let's see.. (226 grams/336 hours)/2 dudes.. That's about a blunt per dude every 3 hours. Good hustle, fellas.

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    9. InteractWithBrands ‏@Luvmybrands Mar 28

      @therealelp @KillerMike one third of a gram per person every hour, splendid.

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