Why hello, new followers.
In case you didn't know, I made videogames for years. A lot of them.
And I wrote a book about my adventures! And people seem to like it! There's even an audiobook.
simonandschuster.com/books/Control-
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Cliff Bleszinski
@therealcliffyb
Made lotsa games, co-owner of two restaurants, investor, Broadway producer, soon to be comic creator, AUTHOR! Control Freak is out now!
Making this up as I go.
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Turns out it's quite difficult to do sex stuff with your wife while your dog has her nose poked beneath the door and is whining incessantly.
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Gmail: OK so hear me out. The longer the thread goes the smaller we're gonna make the font.
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(Oh she recommended the animated series Inside Job because she's friggin smart.)
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I still want this game.
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Remember that kind bartender (who works at the beer garden) I've mentioned who I bonded with over horror stuff and other pop culture?
She mentioned she was going to follow me on here.
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I bombed harder at karaoke last night than LawBreakers did.
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Settle the debate please.
- Counter-Strike59.8%
- Call of Duty40.2%
10,386 votesFinal results
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One should be so lucky to have a karaoke duet buddy. Plan is to do "My First Kiss" tonight with
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I LOVE the animation style here, and, well, the overall vibe, as the kids say.
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From permanent teenager @SethRogen, a new generation of heroes will rise...from the sewers.
Watch the new teaser trailer for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: #MutantMayhem - Only in theatres August 4, 2023. #TMNTMovie
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One of my best friends from high school gave me his Gears of War 3 Marcus Fenix statue when I came down to Austin to visit my mom in the hospital. Honestly, the kindest gift I could have imagined receiving during a hard time like this.
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Watching Chris Rock eviscerate Will Smith in his latest stand-up special was ::chef's kiss::
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Always said CS is one of the most air tight shooters ever made. Was always so jealous of it!
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Karaoke setlist is building, so far:
"I love this bar"
"Scotty doesn't know"
Maybe more Britney. Hmmm...
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Counter-Strike 2 might actually be happening holy crap!
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Best part was walking up onstage and she had a lighting setup for pictures and what not and her friend/handler is like "did you want a picture" and I'm like "nope, already got one, just need it signed" boom!
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Played the long game getting this picture signed.
I'm such a starfucker.
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Showing Lauren "Cheers" and it totally holds up.
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I truly believe that in the grand scheme of things wrt Taylor vs Kanye...
Taylor won by a landslide.
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Look what I picked up at Barnes & Noble , last one on the shelf. Looking forward to diving into it! #ControlFreak #GearsofWar
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Tapas is the original microtransactions fight me
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All these years later and Scotty still doesn't know.
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Watching clips from previous Creed movies and Rocky movies in preparation for Creed 3 tonight.
WTF is it about these boxing movies that makes us dudes so emotional?!
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Next time someone tries to troll me on this site I'll remind myself that I'm still getting paid from a game I did in 1994...hehe
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I ran into this nice young lad tonight who was actually hired to help out with our BossKey crawfish boil, right. Smart guy. But I kept trying to talk to him about film and comedy and his only reference was "I saw a clip of that on TikTok" and I'm like this is our reality now. oof
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Lauren got a video of me doing Britney on karaoke but, man, I look fat AF and don't wanna post it.
Getting older is FUN!
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Playing Gears of War 3 PvP&Horde with and others, come watch or join in! At the end of our stream, we will each be giving away a signed copy of Gears of War 3 Xbox 360 game by ! twitch.tv/L337Lauren LIVE NOW! #GearsofWar3
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Me, lately, when I'm off the wagon:
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So, how did we land in this world where garbage behavior is rewarded?!
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Told myself I wasn't going to watch The Whale but I caved and, yeah, it was as heart wrenching as I expected. Damn.
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Airbnb is broken. Hear me out.
The space needs disrupting. Think:
- a building dedicated to hosting
- full service & cleaning
- central city location
- guaranteed amenities
- professionally trained staff
- knowledgeable concierge
- an integrated restaurant
who’s building this?
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He's 100% right. Half of the problem is those that own the platforms aren't actually funding big games. (more than 3-5m)
The friction point of putting on the headset is significant. You need a compelling experience to sell it. Stupid rollercoasters don't count.
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Is this crap ever going to stop?!
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Replying to @xboxera and @therealcliffyb
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We are absolutely jazzed to let you all know that for Episode 150 of the XboxEra Podcast this weekend, we have none other than the venerable joining us to discuss all things Cliff, his book Control Freak and more! Be sure to tune in!
More details to follow...
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Four movies I've seen a zillion times...
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Starting to wonder if I'm wearing out my welcome doing all these podcasts...
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