To my people that live alone:
Do you ever find yourself getting delivery and saying "Food's here!" as you close the door so the sketchy @UberEats or @Postmates doesn't try to come back and rob you?
Or is that just me 
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"see yall later!" as you leave an empty house with thousands of dollars in computer equipment
Trueeeee! “Later roommate! Good luck at your gun range competition and UFC training” 
