To my people that live alone:
Do you ever find yourself getting delivery and saying "Food's here!" as you close the door so the sketchy @UberEats or @Postmates doesn't try to come back and rob you?
Or is that just me 
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I did it just so they didn't think all that food was just for my fat ass lol.
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Bahahaha 
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