i am deceased 
To my people that live alone:
Do you ever find yourself getting delivery and saying "Food's here!" as you close the door so the sketchy @UberEats or @Postmates doesn't try to come back and rob you?
Or is that just me 
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lold. Survival game on point
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I did it just so they didn't think all that food was just for my fat ass lol.
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Big IQ plays right here!
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I think that's just the PTSD of when you almost got lit tf up by the delivery guy.
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"see yall later!" as you leave an empty house with thousands of dollars in computer equipment
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Trueeeee! “Later roommate! Good luck at your gun range competition and UFC training”
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Just you... I gotta fix my own food!!
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