RavenOvjeren akaunt

@theraveneffect

Raven was born at early age. He was an only child, so he had to play with himself.. he also has one sibling. His motto is, “don’t drink & drive, drink & crawl!”

Atlanta, GA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    TheRavenEffect Podcast is a cornucopia of slapdashery, hijinx, shenanigans, Bennigans, ichthyology, jaywalking, lucid dreaming, wet dreaming, childish banter and pseudo-intellectual drivel, all here on every Monday whether you want it or not... I’d go with not.. Yay us!

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  2. ⁉️ The RavenEffect Podcast ⁉️ The embarrassment of farting and accidentally shitting your pants - wrestler edition; politics in wrestling, announcer changes & much more! Link:

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  3. Yeah sure, it’s not a Raven.. but it’s close.. It could be a flying squirrel. U know they fly if they wear world war 2 fighter pilot hats, hang out w/ idiotic mooses, & their arch-nemesis’s are a short spy & his hot leggy sidekick, who grammatically butcher the English language

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  4. 2. velj

    Super Bowl Flash SALE! RIGHT FUCKIN NOW! 20% off til game ends! Get your Raven crap! And finally, AND this goes without saying..* *it goes without saying so I didn’t say it... but for you dummies not in the know... Buy early and often!

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  5. 1. velj

    I don’t recognize this figure... 1) whose head is that? 2) is it Balls Mahoney? 3) did u do the tattoos on the neck, bc if so, well done 4) but.. if the body is me & the head is someone else.. why? 5) and why not leave my head on & make me a two headed action figure? 6) hmmm..

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  6. 1. velj

    VENUE & Time CHANGE! ⭐️Tonight⭐️ Now at Duke’s Saloon 🇨🇦 Victoria, BC, Canada 🇨🇦 🖕RAVEN🖕 Doors Now open 600pm Show Now starts at 630pm 💥 Come early and often 💥 Don’t miss it!

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  7. 1. velj

    This is the tale of a man’s foreskin, tragically stolen by the Dr who cut it off. Our hero, in the white hat aided by his “hootchie mamas”, who “shake their “rumps” in solidarity, vows to win back the “skin” kept by the villainous Dr. on his mantelpiece...

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  8. 1. velj

    6 should be fine. The originally scheduled time and location got changed last minute. Now we’re at Dukes Saloon, doors open 6, show starts 630! Sorry for any complications.

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  9. 1. velj

    Love it! If you wanted to mail me a copy, contact me at Office@theRavenEffect.com

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  10. 31. sij

    A) An attempt to capture the unbridled, & joyous insouciance, of my Executive Producer & pet dog Gabriel ala the fan favorite picture of him wearing a birthday hat & sticking his tongue out. B) A drunken, hack, panda-magician at a kids party about to vomit up a fifth of gin...

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  11. 31. sij

    💥Tonight💥 LIVE! at the QUEENS! 🇨🇦 Nanaimo Canada 🇨🇦 🖕RAVEN🖕 Doors open 6pm Show starts at 7pm 🏧 Come early and often 🏧 Squid Monthly gives it 5 giant Squids 🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑* *not sure if that’s good or bad

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  12. 30. sij

    A) A commentary on the pervading fear permeating the religious world’s unique strictures on commitment, posited against the individuals’ need to bulwark his faith w/demonstrable... ugh! B) Use the force, my young panda-wan*.. C) It’s PANDA-MONIUM! *padawan, panda-wan, u get it

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  13. 30. sij

    ‼️Tonight‼️ LIVE! at the Rio Theater 🇨🇦 Vancouver Canada 🇨🇦 🖕RAVEN🖕 Doors open 6pm Show starts at 7pm 💥 Come early and often 💥 Rated 5 eggplants🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 by the Canadian Comedy Congress

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  14. 29. sij

    This is a self portrait of working his abs...

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  15. 29. sij

    The panda’s response: Why u dirty stinking lowlife, I’ll fill u full of lead. See, u’ll be just another palooka wearing cement shoes on the meat wagon. But first see, I’ll put the screws to ya so u spill ur guts, then its the last train to the big goodbye

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  16. 29. sij

    Panda’s responds: Listen here ya mug, youse thought u were the cat’s pajamas & tried to give me the bum’s rush, but ur plan went screwy. It’s curtains for you! Im gonna plug ya full of lead! You’ll be taking a dirt nap while I blow town, ya dirty, chiseler

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  17. 29. sij

    The panda is saying: Listen up doll face, ur a good looking dish, so wise up! See, I’m gonna ride ur left drumstick til the cows come home. Any mook tries to stop me it’s curtains for them. Ya hear me skirt, a dirt nap in the stone orchard, the big sleep!

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  18. 29. sij
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  20. 28. sij

    Apparently, pandas think it’s still the 1930’s, so to them a woman w/pretty legs & nice eyes is a dame, a twist or a frail who got nice gams or uprights & whose peepers are aces.. Besides, how awesome would it be to hear panda bears talking like Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca?

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  21. 28. sij

    Hey you! Yes, you... I am talking to you. Pay attention! The sale has not yet set sail. It is still going on at: ! You know the drill by now, Buy ___ (when*) & ___ (when*)! *answers are early & often. Also accepted are crap & more crap...

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