The Queso

@thequeso

Oklahoma City exile. The first Cleveland Browns fan ever. Go. Big. Red. Pretty alright.

Edmond, OK
Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2009.

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  1. prije 3 sata

    Like, I thought the absolute nadir of streaming children’s television was Stinky and Dirty, but then my kid started watching the new Amazon Prime Original Pete the Cat. save yourself.

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  2. prije 14 sati

    Motherfucker explain Brett Stephens, Barry White, and David Brooks then.

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  3. prije 14 sati

    Newt Gingrich tried to impeach the president while he himself was carrying in an extramarital affair with the Ambassador to the Vatican.

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  4. prije 14 sati

    David Vitter dressed up like a baby and paid a hooker to change his diaper.

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  5. prije 15 sati

    Enforced comity is all that stops Paul Krugman from calling David Brooks a moron completely untethered from the factual reality on a daily basis.

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    prije 22 sata

    Class sizes are the easiest way to improve our schools and ’s plan does nothing to reduce them. For reference, when I started teaching in 2007 my classes averaged at 24. Now, my classes are 34.

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  7. 4. velj

    My daughter ate like five slices of bacon tonight while I wasn’t looking. She rolled them up like fruit by the foot and just shoved the whole thing in there. She’s three and I’m so proud.

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    3. velj

    For people who don’t know, Pat Tillman was killed by friendly fire and the US military covered it up.

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  9. 1. velj

    It’s time to buy cars again, team.

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  10. 1. velj

    Lou Dort!

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  11. 1. velj

    I was today years old when I learned what ligature meant. And the ampersand thing too.

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  12. 29. sij
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  13. 29. sij

    One day I would like to see the Ricketts family shot into the sun.

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  14. 28. sij

    We ran the ball, played most of our games in God's Time Zone, owned the state of Texas, and listed our states' initials first in our abbreviations. Boomer.

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  15. 28. sij
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  16. 28. sij
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  17. 28. sij

    2009. Whatever, I’m not fixing it.

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  18. 28. sij

    *Announce campaign for President *Win nomination *Raise a billion dollars for TV ads *Campaign against incumbent *First debate, millions of Americans watching Moderator: “Candidates, your opening statements?” Me: “IF DEMARCO MURRAY DOESN’T GET HURT OU BEATS FLORIDA IN 2008!”

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  19. 28. sij

    My son, who is six inches taller than any other kid on his team and surprisingly coordinated given his genetics, does not understand the core concepts of rebounding.

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  20. 28. sij

    TFW you realize that coaching youth sports is a lot more enjoyable than watching youth sports.

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