The Primary Head

@theprimaryhead

A Primary Head Teacher. All views are my own, I think.

Bristol, England
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Joined August 2012
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 13

    Follow and subscribe to their podcast. Now available on iTunes You can also visit their website Don't miss their new documentary on YouTube

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  2. Apr 28

    For how long can I lead MAT on? Can I two time one MAT with another? Can I try several before I buy or will I get a reputation as a MAT tease? What do the school governors do whilst I'm off cavorting with the latest MAT to catch my eye?

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  3. Apr 28

    My vision is for every school to be part of a family of schools in a strong local authority.

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    Our vision is for every school to be part of a family of schools in a strong multi-academy trust. is using strengths and skills from across their multi-academy trust to give their pupils the best possible start in life.
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  4. Apr 28

    Someone clearly takes note of my goings on about your book recommendations ...

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  5. Apr 27

    It's time for the annual 'Blair or Weller' quiz.

    5 replies 1 retweet 22 likes
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  6. Apr 21

    Here lies The Primary Head. He was a bit of a sane man who had been detected by your entrance.

    Here lies Simon. He was a great choice of a book of book book about the books and the book.
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  7. Apr 18

    If I could have one more recycled joke structured around a rescued sheep jumping back down a hole that would be great.

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  8. Apr 18

    I've got loads of humility.

    Humility too?
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  9. Apr 18

    Remind yourself how important corridor behaviour is.

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  10. Retweeted
    Apr 16

    I can’t tell you how much I adore this deep dive that attempts (and probably succeeds) in discovering who wrote the Yes Minister newspaper joke

    14 replies 46 retweets 187 likes
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  11. Retweeted
    Jan 7

    Did you know? The original name for the Cookie Monster was the Biscuit Butcher, but it didn't test well with focus groups.

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  12. Apr 16

    This arrived today. I have no recollection of ordering it. What is Putin up to?

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  13. Retweeted
    Apr 13

    The new documentary about school corridor behaviour is now available on YouTube. hypereducationalisation: the age of the corribores.

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  14. Retweeted
    Apr 15

    Do you use an app / website to support phonics teaching in your school? A couple of friends and I think we might have a great new product to bring to this field and would love to hear from you. Please share & RT

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  15. Retweeted
    Apr 14

    The great thing about effective satire is that while you might agree with the views being skewered, you have to laugh, and this take on Adam Curtis is pretty darn good.

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    A new documentary on school corridors has just been made. It's called hypereducationalisation. You can watch the full 8 minutes video on YouTube: Watch a clip below.
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  16. Apr 14

    Another zinger from the ministry of absolute importance.

    Schools could be investigated by the over claims they are failing to adhere to their 'requirement' to ensure daily 'collective worship' takes place
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  17. Apr 13

    Bad news for all those Scrabble loving racists. Seriously, who plays Scrabble by collecting the right letters to throw down a racial slur on a triple word score?

    Scrabble is getting a woke rebrand.
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  18. Apr 13

    Get yourselves educated then maybe you can join in the school corridor behaviour chat next holiday. Watch this short film as soon as you can.

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    A new documentary on school corridors has just been made. It's called hypereducationalisation. You can watch the full 8 minutes video on YouTube: Watch a clip below.
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  19. Apr 13

    Funniest headline I've read all year.

    Is it possible that will go down in history as the most successful education secretary ever, asks Yvonne Williams
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  20. Retweeted
    Apr 13

    at it’s best. Everything you need to know about Corridors but were afraid to ask. Seriously Twitter- this is an education and you need to know how corridors impact upon your students futures.

    If you're interested in corridor behaviour, this is a must watch. Hypereducationalisation: The Age of the Corribores. New documentary from
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  21. Apr 13

    Sorry for the bombardment of similarly themed tweets. But I've been trying get my 'pinned' tweet just right. Plus you all really do need to watch this:

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