Phil Wells

@thephilwells

Author of Dudesong, an epic poem adaptation of The Big Lebowski. You can get it for free! Link in bio! 👇

Near North Bergen
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2009.

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    16. tra 2019.

    Don't forget you can subscribe to my mailing list to get a free copy of my book, Dudesong. It's an epic poem adaptation of The Big Lebowski! Sign up here:

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    How is it that they make the campaign season 300 years long but demand the vote be counted so quickly that it requires an app? Count the voters and add up the results on paper, you ding-dongs! The media can wait. Accuracy is more important than speed!

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    When daddy needs a break, daddy calendarizes a break.

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    4 calls me a "big chunky man" so I guess now I'm skipping breakfasts until she doesn't recognize me anymore.

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    Hey, here's a new poem about Marmaduke and the folly of man.

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    Being strategic, I'm coming to believe, isn't about identifying the most critical point of leverage, it's about honing your courage, skill, tenacity, and clarity about which pattern you place your hope for the future in, and showing up ready to embody that pattern.

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    "Mangy marmot." -Washington Post "Cuddly oracle." -NY Times Truly, we are a nation divided.

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    Now that 4 is learning to read it's probably a good time to take this down off the bathroom wall.

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    Banker: You're sure you want a reverse mortgage and understand how it works? Me (imagining bank making huge unaffordable payments to me for years): Yes

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    Can't wait until my town's next art parade.

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    Can’t believe this is on CBS. This guy is so good; such a light touch. Watch & RT.

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    But, and this is crucial, don't let that keep you inside.

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    Anyway days like today remind me that I ought to dispense this hard-earned advice occasionally: If you're ever in a situation where you're thinking "well, the NYPD can't possibly arrest all 700 of us," you are wrong. Send that text before the zip ties come out.

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    24. ruj 2019.

    this is absolutely the worst solo i have ever heard by any instrument

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