Tony Mann

@thephatmann

Keyboardist for , songwriter, coder

Seattle
Joined April 2008
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  1. 12 Aug 2015

    I never understood jazz...until I was saved by Gsus.

  2. 8 Jun 2015

    Checking out 's free book on how to send the perfect message to your customers

  3. 11 Mar 2015

    “Insist on yourself; never imitate.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

  4. 23 Jun 2014

    You know the folks at the nearby table are distracting when I welcome the drowning noise of construction next door.

    1 reply
  5. 1 Jun 2014

    A nun just told me I looked like Bruce Springsteen…but better looking.

  6. Retweeted
    27 May 2014

    [TFBarcodeScanner by ] Scan barcodes in iOS7 with elegance and ease

    1 retweet 5 likes
  7. 15 May 2014

    torpedoes Edison and lauds Tesla in a way that I did not know was even possible

  8. 11 May 2014

    If these walls could talk..."Please paint me. And enough with the tacks!"

  9. 30 Apr 2014

    I was going to write a sci-fi story about dogs taking over the planet. Then I realized that this already happened.

  10. 26 Apr 2014

    If they put their mind to it, I bet Starbucks could make a mean Bloody Mary

  11. 18 Apr 2014

    Toddlers are all no-ing

  12. Retweeted
    21 Mar 2014

    the shit-eating grin of pure joy on 's face at 2:54 with catapults him to favorite status:

    3 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
  13. Retweeted
    18 Mar 2014

    You laugh, but if the Broncos won the Super Bowl, would have to do this:

    2 retweets
  14. 15 Jan 2014

    You only get a sushi buzz if you have a defishency.

  15. Retweeted
    19 Nov 2013

    Slut jokes are just whoreable.

    1 reply 7 retweets 11 likes
  16. Retweeted
    6 Nov 2013

    "Showing up to work tired is just like showing up to work drunk"

    23 replies 51 retweets 34 likes
  17. 22 Oct 2013

    Patiently waiting for a study to show that washing dishes is a waste of time

  18. 22 Oct 2013

    Conan O'Brien on LinkedIn

  19. 17 Jul 2013

    "Coffee goggles": Caffeine makes dull work seem vital and interesting.

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