Tom Elliott

@theotherelliott

Computer geek, sometime performer, humourist in training and possessor of a common name. Engineer . Made .

New York City
telliott.io
Joined March 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    23 Sep 2015

    SpeakerAlert 2: Keep your speeches to time with pre-built profiles and Apple Watch Support!

    2 replies 2 retweets 26 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    How would a Xenomorph wear a hat? 🤔

    1,131 replies 26,101 retweets 54,405 likes
  3. Jun 6

    When you let a cardiologist do your cataract surgery 😍

    1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
  4. Jun 5

    Any tech types in NYC hiring Desktop Support engineers? Got a friend on the lookout.

    1 retweet
  5. Jun 4

    Hey, , I sent a help request on Thursday regarding a shipping exception and haven't had a response. Any idea what's going on?

    1 reply
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    Major news incident again: a reminder. Basically leave it, have a look in the morning. You'll sleep better and be more informed.

    4 replies 39 retweets 41 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    If a junior developer accidentally destroys production on their first day, it's *your company's* fault, not theirs.

    309 replies 6,607 retweets 10,386 likes
  8. Jun 2

    Suddenly nostalgic for the days that the only anxiety caused in social events was over when to yell "Hey" during "Shaddap you face".

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  9. Jun 2

    Current challenge to myself: build a web service in without any 3rd party dependencies.

    2 retweets 2 likes
  10. Jun 2

    Today, my brain is flitting between Funiculi Funicula and Der fröhliche Wanderer. The hell, brain?

  11. Retweeted
    May 30

    Wait...

    1 reply 3 retweets 2 likes
  12. May 30

    At this point, I'm thinking they should just ask the Shadow Home Secretary if she knows who's on first and see what happens.

  13. May 30

    Reports of a contaminated batch of flowers causing food poisoning are totally unfounded. It's just listeria wisteria hysteria.

    2 retweets
  14. May 29

    A few minutes ago, I learned that Kinder Surprise are Italian. A lifetime of linguistic assumptions just came crashing down.

    1 like
  15. Retweeted
    May 28

    Fellow s, pls consider helping out Erica. She's an asset to our community & an excellent programmer.

    1 reply 7 retweets 7 likes
  16. Retweeted
    May 24

    Somehow they allowed this. This made it through advertising and marketing. SOMEONE ALLOWED THIS.

    258 replies 4,373 retweets 8,845 likes
  17. May 23

    If a flower child looked at you askance would you get a tie-dye side eye?

    2 likes
  18. May 22

    The Haskell tutorial includes the phrase "That's a pretty name". I'm not entirely sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

  19. May 19

    I will be disappointed if the first beer brewed on Mars is not called "Mark Watney's Red Barrel".

    1 like
  20. Retweeted
    May 18

    speaking about testing at the meetup.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  21. May 15

    I got “not hotdog!” Join the adventure

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