Tom Elliott

@theotherelliott

Computer geek, sometime performer, humourist in training and possessor of a common name. Engineer . Made .

New York City
telliott.io
Joined March 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    23 Sep 2015

    SpeakerAlert 2: Keep your speeches to time with pre-built profiles and Apple Watch Support!

    2 replies 2 retweets 26 likes
  2. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    If a junior developer accidentally destroys production on their first day, it's *your company's* fault, not theirs.

    86 replies 1,529 retweets 2,357 likes
  3. Jun 2

    Suddenly nostalgic for the days that the only anxiety caused in social events was over when to yell "Hey" during "Shaddap you face".

    1 like
  4. Jun 2

    Current challenge to myself: build a web service in without any 3rd party dependencies.

    2 retweets 2 likes
  5. Jun 2

    Today, my brain is flitting between Funiculi Funicula and Der fröhliche Wanderer. The hell, brain?

  6. Retweeted
    May 30

    Wait...

    1 reply 3 retweets 2 likes
  7. May 30

    At this point, I'm thinking they should just ask the Shadow Home Secretary if she knows who's on first and see what happens.

  8. May 30

    Reports of a contaminated batch of flowers causing food poisoning are totally unfounded. It's just listeria wisteria hysteria.

    2 retweets
  9. May 29

    A few minutes ago, I learned that Kinder Surprise are Italian. A lifetime of linguistic assumptions just came crashing down.

    1 like
  10. Retweeted
    May 28

    Fellow s, pls consider helping out Erica. She's an asset to our community & an excellent programmer.

    1 reply 7 retweets 7 likes
  11. Retweeted
    May 24

    Somehow they allowed this. This made it through advertising and marketing. SOMEONE ALLOWED THIS.

    259 replies 4,381 retweets 8,847 likes
  12. May 23

    If a flower child looked at you askance would you get a tie-dye side eye?

    2 likes
  13. May 22

    The Haskell tutorial includes the phrase "That's a pretty name". I'm not entirely sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

  14. May 19

    I will be disappointed if the first beer brewed on Mars is not called "Mark Watney's Red Barrel".

    1 like
  15. Retweeted
    May 18

    speaking about testing at the meetup.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  16. May 15

    I got “not hotdog!” Join the adventure

  17. Retweeted
    May 12

    Preemptive interface anti pattern in go

    8 retweets 14 likes
  18. Retweeted
    May 12

    If you check the numberplate, Theresa May is now touring the country in last year's "Remain" bus.

    922 replies 14,550 retweets 18,575 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 11

    you can't impeash me on emilymints clause I not have no cornflakes of interest (i'm ate them all))

    15 replies 1,003 retweets 3,494 likes
  20. May 10

    When I was a lad we were kinesthetic learners, we learned through motion. The motion of being hit round the back of the head with a book.

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