kate

@theonlykateryan

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  1. May 25

    ok so apparently marinading doesn't do shit

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  2. May 19

    i turn on cnn for 2 minutes. 2 MINUTES and one commentator says, "she's a feminist and an attractive one at that." suck a diiiiiiick

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  3. May 17

    when you find out jay is the older duplass brother

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  4. May 8

    ok so the lesbian sex in blue is the warmest color wasn't ~real~ but that baby bird scene in disobedience was? 🤔

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  5. May 3
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  6. May 1

    jackets are just vests with sleeves

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  7. May 1
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  8. Apr 27
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  9. Retweeted
    Apr 25

    fear takes strategy Unlearn linear thinking Hit you with these zig zag thoughts

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  10. Apr 25

    perplexed every time someone says they "love it" that i take the train to DTLA. like i don't sit in mystery stains everyday bc it's quaint, it's bc i don't have a spare twenty every time i need to park

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  11. Apr 22

    is a vagina wedgie a veggie?

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  12. Apr 21

    got excited for a sec they were real pelicans 😔

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  13. Apr 19
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  14. Apr 18

    why does every lesbian on tinder have a photo with

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  15. Apr 16

    when a freelancer i don't know reaches out asking if i have any spare assignments lying around

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  16. Apr 13

    did anyone else feel like the biggest twist in ready player one was that there were cops?

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  17. Apr 13

    nothing makes me feel prettier than getting a pork tlayuda on a friday afternoon 🙌🏼

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  18. Apr 10

    if you can write about weed brands, products, or the people who make them (or know anyone who can), send pitches, a brief bio, and clips to kate [at] aproperhigh [dot] com

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  19. Apr 10

    if ur in the LA area and care about stuff, check out the 's Resistance Squad! it's the best rapid response policy team in town

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  20. Apr 5

    i love dating. it's so much fun

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